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You are so obvious. I can see you're trying to "play it cool," but that can't hide the fact that you're drunk. Yes you, bright blue pick-up truck on 21st street at 3:00am. You weren't fooling anyone.
My first hint was when I came upon you trying to do a U-turn, which became a swervy 21-point turn-around.
My second hint was that you were taking your turns so SLOWLY and CAREFULLY...far too cautiously for a sober person.
Of course, if I saw none of these things, the fact that you couldn't keep a consitent lane position was plenty of give-away. I've decided to nickname you Mr. Swervy, if that's okay.
Seriously, you're stupid enough to be driving drunk, and this neighborhood is CRAWLING with cops. I know, it's my delivery area and I seem them daily. Good luck with the breathalyzer, buddy!
How I love having to be on the roads just after bar close...
My first hint was when I came upon you trying to do a U-turn, which became a swervy 21-point turn-around.
My second hint was that you were taking your turns so SLOWLY and CAREFULLY...far too cautiously for a sober person.
Of course, if I saw none of these things, the fact that you couldn't keep a consitent lane position was plenty of give-away. I've decided to nickname you Mr. Swervy, if that's okay.
Seriously, you're stupid enough to be driving drunk, and this neighborhood is CRAWLING with cops. I know, it's my delivery area and I seem them daily. Good luck with the breathalyzer, buddy!
How I love having to be on the roads just after bar close...
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