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  • I thought they would be smarter in the rich part of town.

    Going to the hospital (which happens to be in the wealthy section of the city) to see my mom, I saw two:

    First, I'm making a left turn, and across the intersection, I see some fool is in the right-hand-only turn lane, with his left blinker on, and clearly situated like he was going to make a left. Sure, enough, the left turn light turns green for both sides, and he starts, but quickly stops once he sees that he would have to come into my turning lane across the intersection to do so.

    Not 30 seconds later, I'm in the left lane, going straight, with an empty left-turn lane next to me. A truck with a trailer in the left-turn lane across the intersection decides that he has to go straight. Does he wait until the straight traffic passes? Hell no, he barrels into that left-turn lane next to me I mentioned earlier, going the wrong way, trying to get ahead of everyone (and by then, a pretty steady stream of traffic had crossed, so he had a ways to go).

    Bonus: Lady with a death wish sauntered across the street while I and the car in front of me that almost smashed her had a green light, which meant that she had "Don't Walk". Didn't hurry, either, she made her jaywalking an adventure, with her nose in the air the whole way.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    They don't have to be smart. They have Muh-nee, which makes all their problems go way. And since they have Muh-nee, they're much better than anyone else around them.

    Meanwhile, those of us in the Real World (tm) know that Sir Newton is always the judge, jury, and (sometimes) executioner in these situations.
    Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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    • #3
      Don't you get it? They're rich! They should get to drive however they want while the rest of us move out of their way!

      Saw a brand new Audi tearing through downtown the other day. It was during the lunch rush, so all his weaving and gunning through traffic wasn't getting him very far.
      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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      • #4
        Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
        Saw a brand new Audi tearing through downtown the other day. It was during the lunch rush, so all his weaving and gunning through traffic wasn't getting him very far.
        Quite a few German car owners seem to do that--BMW and VW owners locally, at least. Can't include Porsche in that...since they don't go very well in snow But, nearly every morning, I get to see some idiot constantly weaving in and out of traffic...yet usually can't get more than a carlength or two ahead of me. Drives them nuts, since I haven't changed lanes, my speed hasn't changed much...and I've either passed them, or pull up right next to them at the next light. Seriously, if you're going to drive like an asshole, at least get some distance between us. That way, we can avoid hitting your dumb ass after you've done something stupid.
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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        • #5
          Quoth protege View Post
          Quite a few German car owners seem to do that--BMW and VW owners locally, at least. Can't include Porsche in that...since they don't go very well in snow But, nearly every morning, I get to see some idiot constantly weaving in and out of traffic...yet usually can't get more than a carlength or two ahead of me. Drives them nuts, since I haven't changed lanes, my speed hasn't changed much...and I've either passed them, or pull up right next to them at the next light. Seriously, if you're going to drive like an asshole, at least get some distance between us. That way, we can avoid hitting your dumb ass after you've done something stupid.
          The phrase we use is "In an all-fired hurry to get somewhere just to f*** it up."
          "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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          • #6
            Aah... it's in the rich part of town where if I ride my bike and raise my hand in a right-turn signal, people wave back and blast through the intersection. has never used a vehicle that doesn't have built-in clicky turn lights, I guess.

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            • #7
              Why do jaywalkers not understand the rules Right Of Weight. No matter what hits them they WILL lose epicly.
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