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  • Almost a Double Vehicular Homicide day!!

    I forgot to mention this.

    About 2 days ago.

    Part: The First
    Or "Next time I will Run you OVER"

    So I was leaving campus. There is a light I like to use, it is the only light to exit the campus parking and enter the main road.... plus it is not located on a BLIND CORNER like all the other exits.... so it is my friend. I was making a Right hand turn, but there was a lot of traffic so I waited patiently with my little blinker. As the light turned yellow for the other cars, two people walked up to the cross walk, one on each side. A cute little girl on my side, and a large guy in a floral shirt with a phone glued to his ear... on the other side.
    This is not a big deal, I sit and wait as they cross the cross walk, the girl gets across record time (I guess she was in a hurry).... but the guy.... DEAR GOD. He made it half way across with pretty good speed.... but as soon as he hit that half way point. You know the point where I can no longer turn.... he slowed down. By the time he actually got across the cross walk I turned in time to see the light turn Yellow.
    Ridiculous!


    Part: The Second
    Or "Camouflage is not your friend"

    Later that night, after running some errands, I was heading home. The sun was just starting to set and it was that lovely shade of "You can barely see anything because of the angle of the light!"

    Well all of a sudden.... THERE IS A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! WTF!
    I kid you not, his pants were the EXACT same color as the street, and his shirt looked almost exactly like the sky at that time... he blended in almost perfectly. It was crazy. And he was almost smooshed.... poor guy. I waved and apologized.
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red

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    Quoth Red_Dazes View Post

    I kid you not, his pants were the EXACT same color as the street,....
    Perhaps they were to begin with, chances are they were a slightly browner shade by the time you left
    Be Nicer To Retail Workers 2K18, also known as: stop being an incredibly shitty human to people just doing their job.

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    • #3
      Quoth the lawsmeister View Post
      Perhaps they were to begin with, chances are they were a slightly browner shade by the time you left
      Like Cos said: "First you say it, then you do it!"

      Mothers are always more concerned about the state of your underwear than your body...
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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