I forgot to mention this.
About 2 days ago.
Part: The First
Or "Next time I will Run you OVER"
So I was leaving campus. There is a light I like to use, it is the only light to exit the campus parking and enter the main road.... plus it is not located on a BLIND CORNER like all the other exits.... so it is my friend. I was making a Right hand turn, but there was a lot of traffic so I waited patiently with my little blinker. As the light turned yellow for the other cars, two people walked up to the cross walk, one on each side. A cute little girl on my side, and a large guy in a floral shirt with a phone glued to his ear... on the other side.
This is not a big deal, I sit and wait as they cross the cross walk, the girl gets across record time (I guess she was in a hurry).... but the guy.... DEAR GOD. He made it half way across with pretty good speed.... but as soon as he hit that half way point. You know the point where I can no longer turn.... he slowed down. By the time he actually got across the cross walk I turned in time to see the light turn Yellow.
Ridiculous!
Part: The Second
Or "Camouflage is not your friend"
Later that night, after running some errands, I was heading home. The sun was just starting to set and it was that lovely shade of "You can barely see anything because of the angle of the light!"
Well all of a sudden.... THERE IS A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! WTF!
I kid you not, his pants were the EXACT same color as the street, and his shirt looked almost exactly like the sky at that time... he blended in almost perfectly. It was crazy. And he was almost smooshed.... poor guy. I waved and apologized.
About 2 days ago.
Part: The First
Or "Next time I will Run you OVER"
So I was leaving campus. There is a light I like to use, it is the only light to exit the campus parking and enter the main road.... plus it is not located on a BLIND CORNER like all the other exits.... so it is my friend. I was making a Right hand turn, but there was a lot of traffic so I waited patiently with my little blinker. As the light turned yellow for the other cars, two people walked up to the cross walk, one on each side. A cute little girl on my side, and a large guy in a floral shirt with a phone glued to his ear... on the other side.
This is not a big deal, I sit and wait as they cross the cross walk, the girl gets across record time (I guess she was in a hurry).... but the guy.... DEAR GOD. He made it half way across with pretty good speed.... but as soon as he hit that half way point. You know the point where I can no longer turn.... he slowed down. By the time he actually got across the cross walk I turned in time to see the light turn Yellow.
Ridiculous!
Part: The Second
Or "Camouflage is not your friend"
Later that night, after running some errands, I was heading home. The sun was just starting to set and it was that lovely shade of "You can barely see anything because of the angle of the light!"
Well all of a sudden.... THERE IS A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! WTF!
I kid you not, his pants were the EXACT same color as the street, and his shirt looked almost exactly like the sky at that time... he blended in almost perfectly. It was crazy. And he was almost smooshed.... poor guy. I waved and apologized.


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