Biker's shirt amuses me

[ditchdj]

Yesterday when were stopped at a light I saw a Harley rider with a sleeveless shirt that was bright oranged with big capital letters on the back saying "CAN YOU SEE ME NOW ASSHOLE!"

I'm assuming that's a reference to the seemingly number-one excuse that drivers make when they're in an accident or get a ticket: "I didn't see it/I didn't see 'em".

[LillFilly]

Hee!

My sister told me about a biker on a pink bike with a pink helmet that read "Yes it is, no I'm not."

[BlaqueKatt]

I've been thinking about wearing a jersey that says "my other ride had a headache" on a ride I'm doing-see sig line...

[Zellie Crescent]

Damn it, that made me spit out my lemonaide.

[Exaspera]

There are HD shirts available that read: "If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off."

Personally, I'd like one restated for girrrl's wear.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Hah! That is awesome.

Doesn't help that so much biker gear is in various shades of black and dark red/blue/green/etc.

When I get a motorcycle, I'm not getting on it until I look like a particularly festive pinata.

[dalesys]

...Personally, I'd like one restated for girrrl's wear.

"If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Asshole."

[greek_jester]

Fantastic shirt! Much more amusing than the current UK safety campaign to remind drivers to look out for bikers.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Yesterday when were stopped at a light I saw a Harley rider with a sleeveless shirt that was bright oranged with big capital letters on the back saying "CAN YOU SEE ME NOW ASSHOLE!"

I'm assuming that's a reference to the seemingly number-one excuse that drivers make when they're in an accident or get a ticket: "I didn't see it/I didn't see 'em".

I WANT ONE. That is exactly what the guy who knocked me flying said; "I didn't see her!" Well, you should have bloody well looked then.

[Falor]

"I didn't see it/I didn't see 'em".

The guy who ran the "Motorcycle Safety Course" that my wife and I took so we could add the "M" on our driver's licenses had a great solution for people not seeing motorcyclists at night. His bike was covered in indirect blue LEDs (behind something but reflecting the light off his chrome so he could comply with state lighting laws). At night there's a six to ten foot radius circle of blue light on the road surface surrounding him; there's no excuse for not noticing this guy at night.

[Treasure]

awesome bumper-sticker or stitch on patch i read somewhere: "Loud Pipes Save Lives!"

[Geek King]

awesome bumper-sticker or stitch on patch i read somewhere: "Loud Pipes Save Lives!"

Be careful with this one. There are two groups of bikers with very seperate trains of thought on it. Getting either group started on their particular take on the loud pipes issue will lead to hours of discussion, usually at high volume.

[Imogene]

My sister told me about a biker on a pink bike with a pink helmet that read "Yes it is, no I'm not."

? I don't get it... "My bike, jacket, and helmet are pink... no, I'm not___?"

[Jack]

The joke is that people tend to associate pink with femininity or, on men, homosexuality, but in fact this is a big scary biker guy.

[Kogarashi]

? I don't get it... "My bike, jacket, and helmet are pink... no, I'm not___?"

I assumed the joke was supposed to be "Yes it is (pink), no I'm not (gay)."