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  • Turn Lane Entitlement Whore

    Soooo. . . .

    I'm on my way home this evening when I stop for a red light. To my left is a turn lane that will take you onto the Interstate. At the head of the turn lane is a green pickup with its right turn signal on.

    I knew the guy wanted to merge into my lane when the light changed, which was not a problem for me (been there, done that). The problem is, it was rush hour, and there was a long line of cars behind him who wanted to make the left turn to merge onto the Interstate.

    So the left turn arrow turns green, and green pickup sits there; inches forward a bit but stubbornly refuses to make the left turn in spite of the string of honks from the car behind him, and the hands thrusting out from windows flipping him the bird.

    Instead of giving up and making the turn, he sits out the light until the protected arrow disappears. My light turns green, and I let him merge ahead of me (he'd have cut me off if I hadn't anyway). He then moves up the road to take the next left turn (merging onto the Interstate going the other direction.

    The cars behind him, meanwhile get stuck; there was so much traffic coming the other way they had to sit there until the next green arrow.

    What a jerk. Instead of sucking up the fact he made a mistake and turned into the wrong lane, and taking a roundabout to get on the highway in the direction he wanted, he made everyone else suffer.
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

  • #2
    I've delt with assholes like that before, I have also delt with people being absolute pricks not letting me in so I have to turn.
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    • #3
      Dunno where you are, but I know that if you were in New Jersey, I could understand why he would do that. You do not make a wrong turn in NJ, not unless you have an extra 30 minutes to spare to recover from it, 60 minutes if you don't know the area. And I'm not even sure I'm joking.

      Of course, you said "making a left", and that's damned near to impossible to do in this state, it seems, so I don't think you're in New Jersey at all. Still, the point remains.

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      • #4
        That's messed up!

        This reminds me of something that happened once when I was trying to get on the freeway. This one particular busy street has 2 left turn lanes that lead to the freeway onramp. To the right of this is an offramp, where the cars turn left to get onto the street to go the other direction (I hope this makes sense). Traffic was backed up going the other direction, but cars kept pulling into the intersection, even though they couldn't move. We get the green, and have to sit and wait because the intersection is still blocked. They did this shit through THREE green lights! Well, I guess all that matters is that they got to go, right? Assholes!
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        • #5
          reminds me of all the assholes here who decide at the very last moment to move all the way over from the left to exit on the right; never mind that there's heavy traffic and it puts everyone at risk.

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          • #6
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            speshul snowflakes need...something.
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            • #7
              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
              Flamethrower. To the face.
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              A blown engine gasket.

              Their cars impounded.

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              • #8
                was their a median? in my state he could of simple had to turn left on to the street and got in to the merge and turn lane aka the middle unless there wasn't somethign like that.

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                • #9
                  I cannot tell you how often I see people at the State Street entrance to 80 just keep going straight on State street from the left turn lane (it's kind of weird, the left lane of the road turns into the left turn lane)... I've also seen people go straight through "right hand must turn right" more often than I can count... you know, intelligent things like merging before the last minute and obeying traffic laws don't even occur to the average Utahn apparently (we do have one of the highest automobile fatality rates in the country if I remember correctly, and anyone who has driven in Utah knows why)
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                  • #10
                    Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                    reminds me of all the assholes here who decide at the very last moment to move all the way over from the left to exit on the right; never mind that there's heavy traffic and it puts everyone at risk.

                    speshul snowflakes need...something.
                    What's worse is when they almost hit several cars that way.

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