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You're driving down Loop 1604 in a gas-guzzler Suburban with your girlfriend. Traffic is light, and at the point where you are for this scenario, the turnaround is an underpass. Your fuel is dangerously low and you're almost at the gas station on the other side of the highway. The moment you enter the turnaround to head into the gas station's lot, the truck runs out of gas. While you try to push your truck to the side of the road, do you:
A) Flag down a fellow motorist to help you push your truck,
B) Ask the pick-up truck behind you to give you a shove forward,
C) Call a tow truck and/or the sheriff's department for assistance, or
D) Immediately start defending yourself when your bitch of a girlfriend starts screaming at you while waving a gas can around that she could've gotten out of the truck herself to fill, all the while keeping the truck from rolling backwards?
If you answered D, then congratulations. You just gave my girlfriend and me a reason to keep our eyebrows raised for a good five minutes during our errands.
A) Flag down a fellow motorist to help you push your truck,
B) Ask the pick-up truck behind you to give you a shove forward,
C) Call a tow truck and/or the sheriff's department for assistance, or
D) Immediately start defending yourself when your bitch of a girlfriend starts screaming at you while waving a gas can around that she could've gotten out of the truck herself to fill, all the while keeping the truck from rolling backwards?
If you answered D, then congratulations. You just gave my girlfriend and me a reason to keep our eyebrows raised for a good five minutes during our errands.