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  • Laser Guided Karma

    ...or should that be car-ma?

    Heading to work this morning, waiting at a traffic light for the green left-turn arrow. I get the arrow, start to pull forward when I see this black speedy car come zipping through the intersection from the cross-street.

    I slow down to let Speedy McAsshole go past, when I hear the distinctive POP of a tire blowing.

    Then I see Speedy McAsshole's car is riding pretty low on the right front wheel... to the point where I see the sparks of undercarriage/axle grinding on the asphalt. Speedy McAsshole already has his hazard lights on and is pulling onto the shoulder.

    I drive on to work, laughing inside.
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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