WWJD indeed

[smileyeagle1021]

Okay, only in Utah does Sunday bring out the worst in people who the other 6 days a week are... okay, so are still royal douches on the road, but at least on those days they have some reason to be.
So, I'm on my way to my second job (I thought I quit... silly me, I should know I can never quit) and on the way I decided to stop at a convenience store to get some much needed ice cold caffeine. Now there is not a full turn lane to turn into this gas station, so my car does stick out into the lane a little bit while I'm waiting to turn left. This guy comes up behind me, comes within an inch of my car and starts blaring his horn that I would dare impede his way. Of course, the idea that the other lane was clear and we were the only two cars going that direction on the road never gave the guy the idea that he could just go around, no he'd rather be a douche.
The best part of course was when I finally did turn, I noticed in my rearview mirror that he had a WWJD sticker on his driver side window and the family was dressed like they were coming home from church... perhaps a bit more attention should have been paid to the sermon?

[Magpie]

Car sitting at the front of the left turn lane is taking a bit longer to make the turn, so the second-in-line car starts honking, and cussing, and doing all the usual Roadkill stuff. Eventually the first car turns, then the second, and then the third. The third car promptly flips on the pretty flashing lights on the top, and pulls the second car over. The police officer walks over.

"Licence and registration please."

"Look, I overreacted, I was in a hurry, and the guy was taking for ever!"

"Licence and registration please."

"Seriously, yeah, I shouldn't have done it, but what else am I going to do? Can we agree that I know better and will try to avoid it?"

"Licence and registration please."

Finally the driver digs them out. The police officer examines them for a minute, walks back to the squad car and waits for a bit. Finally he returns them, smiles and says "Ok, thank you sir, you can go."

"Wait, what was that about?"

"Well sir, given that you have a KoC bumper sticker, a WWJD sticker and a "Jesus loves you" decal, I figured that the behaviour you were exhibiting couldn't possibly be that of the car's owner, and wanted to check if it was stolen."

My pastor opened a homily on making sure we practiced all week with this story. We all love him .

[Zellie Crescent]

Car sitting at the front of the left turn lane is taking a bit longer to make the turn, so the second-in-line car starts honking, and cussing, and doing all the usual Roadkill stuff. Eventually the first car turns, then the second, and then the third. The third car promptly flips on the pretty flashing lights on the top, and pulls the second car over. The police officer walks over.

"Licence and registration please."

"Look, I overreacted, I was in a hurry, and the guy was taking for ever!"

"Licence and registration please."

"Seriously, yeah, I shouldn't have done it, but what else am I going to do? Can we agree that I know better and will try to avoid it?"

"Licence and registration please."

Finally the driver digs them out. The police officer examines them for a minute, walks back to the squad car and waits for a bit. Finally he returns them, smiles and says "Ok, thank you sir, you can go."

"Wait, what was that about?"

"Well sir, given that you have a KoC bumper sticker, a WWJD sticker and a "Jesus loves you" decal, I figured that the behaviour you were exhibiting couldn't possibly be that of the car's owner, and wanted to check if it was stolen."

My pastor opened a homily on making sure we practiced all week with this story. We all love him .

That was awesome.