I Missed My Turn...

[blas]

So, what shall I do?

A) Get to the next intersection, and get turned around.

B) If no one is behind me, turn into someone's driveway and get turned around.

C) Not care if anyone is around period and attempt a U turn

If you picked A or B, you live in a fantasy land. This dumb bitch picked C.

This is a residential street, just blocks from where I live. At the end is one of the main drags. She must have missed her turn, she slammed her brakes, then proceeded a bit forward, but instead of doing the smart thing, she just decided to try and whip a U turn.....when there was a line of traffic behind her!

Good thing the vehicle two ahead of me was paying attention. That person had to swerve almost into someone's driveway to avoid collision, because the dumb bitch made almost a complete U turn before realizing she had an audience behind her. Then since there became a huge gap between the first car behind her and the one in front of me, she just finished her U turn and went on her merry way.

Bonus: I took a good look at her as she came by. She was fucking laughing. Unbelievable.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Bonus: I took a good look at her as she came by. She was fucking laughing. Unbelievable.

That reminds me of my former neighbor across the street and her son.

Son was my age and was practicing driving with mom one icy winter's day. My mom happened to be driving right behind them. Son made a left turn onto a busy street, and their big Chevy Caprice boat of a car went fishtailing down the road a bit and then spun completely around in the opposite lane.

Mom passed them and glanced into the car. The two of them were laughing like somebody just said "fart!" or something.

[Andara Bledin]

Mom passed them and glanced into the car. The two of them were laughing like somebody just said "fart!" or something.

Actually, that kind of makes sense. It's not uncommon to react to something where you had a narrow miss by letting loose with a bit of semi-hysterical laughter.

^-.-^

[chainedbarista]

maybe, but i tend to have a quasi-panic attack; i'm thinking in her lump of fat upstairs, that she figured she was pulling off some major maneuver and doubled her points by creating problems for others.

but that's me; i tend to run into these types too often for my liking.