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  • The Hell Is Your Problem?

    I'm not sure if it's just another bumpkin who doesn't know any better, or someone who just really has no clue how dangerous it is to pick fights with other motorists (off the records here but not too long ago, two men were involved in a cut-off situation on the road and a chase ensued and the guy who was followed went home and got a gun!).

    I was leaving the gas station this morning. There is no stop sign but naturally you ought to at least yield if you are turning left because there is a mini mall across the street, the highway to the left, and a service road to the right.

    Well, Bubba J and his enormous pickemuptruck hauling several tons of god knows what did not want to have to maneuver into the parking lot around me trying to yield. He wanted IN the parking lot, NOW.

    I looked to my left, the way I was going to turn, and I see Bubba J in his Carhart jacket, violently shrug his shoulders at me, then proceed to start flaring his arms in all directions, left right left right left right, then finally settles on using his right arm to violently whip to the left left left left, his mouth was wide agape and I could make out "GO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

    (oh yes, reading lips is a talent I picked up working in a department in the factory I work at that requires ear plugs and having to shout at one another, when it's even too loud to hear that, you eventually just slowly mouth words to one another. If someone talks slowly enough, I can read lips pretty well. Considering he was shouting and had his mouth wide open, it was easy to tell what he was saying)

    Avoiding the always present temptation of raising the middle finger, I kept it down and turned left and shouted back at him something about being an inbred dick.

    There are times I get frustrated at people, but seriously? The violent hand/arm gestures and the obnoxious flipping out? Is that even necessary?

    What a show.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

  • #2
    Sometimes when theres a dick like that behind me, i let my foot off the clutch and fake a stall....and take my time starting the car lol.

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    • #3
      That's a little harder to do with an automatic.

      I still can't fathom why some men seem to think nothing of picking a fight with a girl.

      I got news for that inbreed. I come from a family of small town farmers, I can stand up for myself just fine and I wouldn't pick a fight with me just because I look like an innocent dumb city girl.

      BONUS FOR TODAY:

      Leaving mom and dad's house, and this seems to happen a lot, I have plenty of time to turn, but as soon as I do and get up to speed, the person behind me comes roaring up my ass. Today it was another one of those massive pickemuptrucks with the hips and the giant mirrors.

      His plates said : BIG RCKS. Like big racks on deer. It should have said SMLLDCK
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        Quoth blas View Post

        BONUS FOR TODAY:

        Leaving mom and dad's house, and this seems to happen a lot, I have plenty of time to turn, but as soon as I do and get up to speed, the person behind me comes roaring up my ass. Today it was another one of those massive pickemuptrucks with the hips and the giant mirrors.

        His plates said : BIG RCKS. Like big racks on deer. It should have said SMLLDCK
        It would've been just too priceless if that truck would've had a set of truck nutz.
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        • #5
          Quoth blas View Post
          Leaving mom and dad's house, and this seems to happen a lot, I have plenty of time to turn, but as soon as I do and get up to speed, the person behind me comes roaring up my ass. Today it was another one of those massive pickemuptrucks with the hips and the giant mirrors.

          His plates said : BIG RCKS. Like big racks on deer. It should have said SMLLDCK
          In other words, 'rev that engine louder, I can't hear how small your dick is?'
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          • #6
            I'm sorry Blas I know these events were not fun but damn you made me laugh
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            • #7
              Always here to please
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #8
                I drive a Neon and I'm always amazed at how many trucks have to come right on my bumper only to not notice the string of cars ahead of me. I thought one of hte reasons people stated for SUV's is because you can see over other vehicles. Couldn't have fooled me.

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                • #9
                  I do horrible things to these people. There was actually one woman who got SO WORKED UP and SO ANGRY she was literally screaming at me for no reason. There was no possible way for me to make my turn any time soon and she was essentially screaming at me to cut right into a full lane of traffic and risk a T-Bone.

                  Not gonna happen. I was in my father's Avalanche and she was in some puny eco car so I just sat there and actually put the thing in park for a while. She got so angry she tried to move around me and realized she couldn't make it and had to try to reverse back into her spot so she wouldn't get hit.

                  XD Haha. I'm such a bitch, but really, when traffic is THAT messed up, there's not much you can do.

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                  • #10
                    I still can't fathom why some men seem to think nothing of picking a fight with a girl.
                    i'm guessing (this has happened with me, but over other things) that we seem to weak and helpless to put up a real fight, so they want some easy satisfaction without having to really fight? silly inbred male things, don't you know that we females are evil to the core?

                    yah, bubba must have been in a hurry to drop off his load and go home to have sex with his sister/wife.
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                    • #11
                      Nah, he was in for a big day of work. And ya know, out in the country, the biggest vehicle on the road always gets to make the rules, so why should it be any different in town?

                      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                      • #12
                        Quoth blas View Post
                        Nah, he was in for a big day of work. And ya know, out in the country, the biggest vehicle on the road always gets to make the rules, so why should it be any different in town?

                        Slight problem with your theory - Bubba and his tiny "Cowboy Cadillac" acts the same way around me as he does around you - and whenever I'm in Wisconsin, I'm driving an 18 wheeler.
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