The 12 fails of Christmas......

[raw456]

Ok, so it's only 10, but I thought is was a catchy title


I am driving in the middle lane of a 3 lane road. To my right is a van, behind me an SUV and to my left, nothing.

Driver of the van in the right lane is on his phone (Fail 1) and not wearing a seat belt (fail 2) He is also smoking (though that is not really important, merely noteworthy)

Van decides he wants to be in the left lane so moves into my lane behind me without indicating (fail 3) cutting off SUV behind me (fail 4) SUV indicates and moves to left lane.

Van attempts to move into left lane without indicating (fail 5) only to realise the basic laws of physics will apply as the SUV is already in the lane next to him.

Van decides this is an affront to his douchbagness and proceeds to honk his horn (fail 6) and flip the bird (fail 7) at the driver of the SUV.

Van then decides that waiting till the SUV moves up and pulling in behind him is not sufficient so he pulls back into the right lane without indicating (fail 8) proceeds to speed (fail 9) and then run a red light (fail 10)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Actually that's the 10 Fails of Every Damn Day Driving around these parts at least.

[ApolloSZ]

*sings* "On the eleventh day of christmas, my douchebaggery gave to meeeeeeee, incarceration in a penitentiaryyyyy"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*sings* "On the eleventh day of christmas, my douchebaggery gave to meeeeeeee, incarceration in a penitentiaryyyyy"

*sings* On the twelfth day of christma my douchebaggery gave to meeeeeeeeeee, twelve shower fuck-buddieeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss"

Okay, did I ever say I could sing?

[ApolloSZ]

Pfffft I cant sing for shit at volume, who cares?

But I almost broke rule one when that line went through my head XD

[chainedbarista]

*giggles madly*

either way, i'm just glad i didn't have anything to drink or eat at those moments.