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Dear,
-Guy in the big pick-up who thought it would be funny to pass so close to me, that you nearly took out my whole front end. If I hadn't been slowing down for a car coming off the off ramp, I would surely be dead. Fuck you and your insanely big truck that later merged into the lane you had previously been in not even a few yards down the road. you suck.
-To the woman talking on her cell phone the entire stretch of the country road I take to school, you are driving at 40 mph at the most on a 55mph road. I am trying to get to class on time, shut that trap-hole you call a mouth, put down the phone, and fucking drive!
-To dumbass people who drive while talking on the cell in general. You are all idiots and when you wreck, you are made into Darwin's theory's example. Why does no one, not even yourself if you survive, learn from this?!
-To the jackass who cut me off right before I was about to turn, your car is shit and should not be seen by other drivers, ever. I do hope that on your next drug deal, the guy gets angry and shoots you. How do I know you're a drug dealer? Well, mainly because of your cheap lift kit and spinner rims that you obviously installed yourself on your lovely Lincoln town car, which you then painted bright green and black. You are a menace to society, and no that does not mean you're batman, that means you're a douche.
-To the dumbass kids who thought because I had a Honda Hatchback meant that I would automatically race them, I believe the cop that is about to pull you over has other ideas. Have fun with that.
-And to the cop that pulled me over for just having a car that looked like another they were trying to track down (my roommate's car, which I will explain in a different thread.), these are not the droids you're looking for. I know they look similar, but 1) my car is solid gray. Said droid is gray, but with black front end (fenders, hood, bumper) and back bumper 2) Droid is lowered massively, mine is stock 3) Droid is slightly quieter than mine, since mine has no muffler. Not to mention, the droid has a cracked windshield, monster can stickers covering the border of that windshield, bumper stickers on the hatch window that are very distinct, and has a completely different numbered and county-ed license plate. Now please, enlighten me, if I was doing 14mph over the speed limit as you so told me, why did you wait until we got 2 miles down the road until you pulled me over. I didn't even see you behind me, and not because other cars were in front of you, but because there was no one behind me until I passed the mall, then you flip your lights on. And why was the first thing you said when you came up to the window was "Are you the registered owner of this vehicle" instead of "Driver's license and registration" like it has been since the beginning of time? Was it because you were looking for said droid, saw my car looked similar and just thought up some bullshit to pull me over and arrest me? Yeah, that's what I thought, go away now, and leave me in peace for once.
You are all idiots. May the fates have their way with you and your incompetence.
Sincerely,
your friendly neighborhood witch, Tithera
-Guy in the big pick-up who thought it would be funny to pass so close to me, that you nearly took out my whole front end. If I hadn't been slowing down for a car coming off the off ramp, I would surely be dead. Fuck you and your insanely big truck that later merged into the lane you had previously been in not even a few yards down the road. you suck.
-To the woman talking on her cell phone the entire stretch of the country road I take to school, you are driving at 40 mph at the most on a 55mph road. I am trying to get to class on time, shut that trap-hole you call a mouth, put down the phone, and fucking drive!
-To dumbass people who drive while talking on the cell in general. You are all idiots and when you wreck, you are made into Darwin's theory's example. Why does no one, not even yourself if you survive, learn from this?!
-To the jackass who cut me off right before I was about to turn, your car is shit and should not be seen by other drivers, ever. I do hope that on your next drug deal, the guy gets angry and shoots you. How do I know you're a drug dealer? Well, mainly because of your cheap lift kit and spinner rims that you obviously installed yourself on your lovely Lincoln town car, which you then painted bright green and black. You are a menace to society, and no that does not mean you're batman, that means you're a douche.
-To the dumbass kids who thought because I had a Honda Hatchback meant that I would automatically race them, I believe the cop that is about to pull you over has other ideas. Have fun with that.
-And to the cop that pulled me over for just having a car that looked like another they were trying to track down (my roommate's car, which I will explain in a different thread.), these are not the droids you're looking for. I know they look similar, but 1) my car is solid gray. Said droid is gray, but with black front end (fenders, hood, bumper) and back bumper 2) Droid is lowered massively, mine is stock 3) Droid is slightly quieter than mine, since mine has no muffler. Not to mention, the droid has a cracked windshield, monster can stickers covering the border of that windshield, bumper stickers on the hatch window that are very distinct, and has a completely different numbered and county-ed license plate. Now please, enlighten me, if I was doing 14mph over the speed limit as you so told me, why did you wait until we got 2 miles down the road until you pulled me over. I didn't even see you behind me, and not because other cars were in front of you, but because there was no one behind me until I passed the mall, then you flip your lights on. And why was the first thing you said when you came up to the window was "Are you the registered owner of this vehicle" instead of "Driver's license and registration" like it has been since the beginning of time? Was it because you were looking for said droid, saw my car looked similar and just thought up some bullshit to pull me over and arrest me? Yeah, that's what I thought, go away now, and leave me in peace for once.
You are all idiots. May the fates have their way with you and your incompetence.
Sincerely,
your friendly neighborhood witch, Tithera
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