Part 1 - Bicyclists
I realize that you, much like Freddie Mercury, want nothing more than to ride your bicycle. Despite the fact that it is January and you are in New England. Generally speaking, if you want to freeze, that's your business. There, however, some issues that I have with you and they are as follows:
1) There are three of you, side by side by side, taking up a whole lane of traffic. I'm pretty sure it is illegal here to do more than 2 abreast.
2) You are travelling up a steep hill in a 55 mph zone. But you not travelling 55, you're not even doing 35. Or 25. Or 15. Or even 10 mph. I know this because all three of you are walking up the hill while pushing your bikes and blocking an entire lane of highway speed traffic.
3) You're even dumb enough to be walking with traffic, so you can't see the cars coming up behind you.
Just to clue you in: Three days ago there was an accident on this same hill because a car travelling very slowly was just around one of the bends when a truck travelling the posted speed came up behind them and didn't have enough time to slow down. Cue collision and both vehicles flying off the road. Now play out that same scenario, but replace the slow moving car with you three morons...
That's a pretty ugly picture, now isn't it?
The law says I have to share the road with people riding their bikes. I'm going to have to draw the line here and say that the moment you start walking and pushing your bikes you cease to be bike riders and downgrade to pedestrians. Which means you should be walking single file, facing traffic, and off to the side of the road! I don't want to have to scrape your dumb ass out of my grill, but thanks for opportunity anyway. Now, please, get out of the road!
Part 2 - Actual pedestrians
Points for walking against traffic, so you can see people coming. But double negative points for walking two abreast in the middle of the lane and not budging an inch when you see traffic coming at you.
Triple negative points for staring at me like I'm a lunatic for hitting the brakes and stopping in front of you when a stream of oncoming traffic made it impossible for me to go around you. Next time I could just keep going and wave as you bounce over my hood. Would that be more to your liking?
Pedestrians have the right of way in clearly marked crosswalks. Not at any point in the road that they decide. So, for your own sake, get out of the road!
And that was just my drive to work. Can't wait to see what happens on the way home.
I realize that you, much like Freddie Mercury, want nothing more than to ride your bicycle. Despite the fact that it is January and you are in New England. Generally speaking, if you want to freeze, that's your business. There, however, some issues that I have with you and they are as follows:
1) There are three of you, side by side by side, taking up a whole lane of traffic. I'm pretty sure it is illegal here to do more than 2 abreast.
2) You are travelling up a steep hill in a 55 mph zone. But you not travelling 55, you're not even doing 35. Or 25. Or 15. Or even 10 mph. I know this because all three of you are walking up the hill while pushing your bikes and blocking an entire lane of highway speed traffic.
3) You're even dumb enough to be walking with traffic, so you can't see the cars coming up behind you.
Just to clue you in: Three days ago there was an accident on this same hill because a car travelling very slowly was just around one of the bends when a truck travelling the posted speed came up behind them and didn't have enough time to slow down. Cue collision and both vehicles flying off the road. Now play out that same scenario, but replace the slow moving car with you three morons...
That's a pretty ugly picture, now isn't it?
The law says I have to share the road with people riding their bikes. I'm going to have to draw the line here and say that the moment you start walking and pushing your bikes you cease to be bike riders and downgrade to pedestrians. Which means you should be walking single file, facing traffic, and off to the side of the road! I don't want to have to scrape your dumb ass out of my grill, but thanks for opportunity anyway. Now, please, get out of the road!

Part 2 - Actual pedestrians
Points for walking against traffic, so you can see people coming. But double negative points for walking two abreast in the middle of the lane and not budging an inch when you see traffic coming at you.
Triple negative points for staring at me like I'm a lunatic for hitting the brakes and stopping in front of you when a stream of oncoming traffic made it impossible for me to go around you. Next time I could just keep going and wave as you bounce over my hood. Would that be more to your liking?
Pedestrians have the right of way in clearly marked crosswalks. Not at any point in the road that they decide. So, for your own sake, get out of the road!

And that was just my drive to work. Can't wait to see what happens on the way home.

not sure how that one can be rationalized, especially once they got off their bikes to walk.
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