We have this nice, narrow two-lanes-each-way bridge here called the Huey P Long -- long (ha!) story short, it's quite high up, it's steep over a good chunk of its length, and it's quite narrow -- so much so that there are signs all over it that expressly forbid "Trucks" from passing other trucks. Wise people don't try to pass Trucks on there even if they're in compact cars, as even passing normal-sized vehicles is rather stressful (you can see all the way down to the river and it's a loooooooong way down). Nobody with a brain cell in their head tries to pass Semi's at all -- we just let them straddle the middle line instead, due to the fact that their vehicles are generally wider than the lane they're traveling in...It used to be a service road for the (still-active) train trestle that really should never have been made into a 2-lane road to begin with. Not a good place for people who dislike heights to be.
Any way, enough background. This is from a couple of years back.
At the northern end of the bridge, there is a cross-street that has a Stop sign where people at ground level just have to wait until the road is free if they want to cross or turn. People coming off of the bridge (a somewhat steep downramp at this point) do not have to stop, as doing so would ruin plenty of brakes and cause pileups. One fine afternoon, I was one of only a couple of cars going northbound on the Huey P. As I crested the ridge and was being helped along by gravity to nearly the foot of the bridge (read: accelerating), I saw someone in a small car pull up to the stop sign. Had she been wise, she would have waited ten seconds for me to pass by...I assumed that she lacked wisdom, so I started to brake a bit, just in case. I would not have been able to stop completely in time without basically ripping the tires off of my car. As I said, steep.
Naturally, this femme fatale decided that the best course of action would be to pull out in front of me and make a left turn without turning her blinker on...
The only reason she did not find out what happens when a Grand Marquis hits a compact car at 45mph is that she turned into the far lane...Meaning, she had technically cut off the guy 5 seconds behind me (he was in the right lane), rather than me in the left lane...but his presence was the only thing stopping me from swerving right to get out of her way, as she initially appeared to be turning into my lane >_<
Of the many thoughts going through my head, a Gallagher line struck me and came to the fore -- "Are you THAT f#%king STUPID?!" -- apparently, the answer was "Yes", as she proceeded to meander among the two lanes, nearly hitting someone ahead of us, before she finally made up her alleged mind. I really wish a cop had been present, so that he could have cut up her license in front of her for this stunt >_>
Any way, enough background. This is from a couple of years back.
At the northern end of the bridge, there is a cross-street that has a Stop sign where people at ground level just have to wait until the road is free if they want to cross or turn. People coming off of the bridge (a somewhat steep downramp at this point) do not have to stop, as doing so would ruin plenty of brakes and cause pileups. One fine afternoon, I was one of only a couple of cars going northbound on the Huey P. As I crested the ridge and was being helped along by gravity to nearly the foot of the bridge (read: accelerating), I saw someone in a small car pull up to the stop sign. Had she been wise, she would have waited ten seconds for me to pass by...I assumed that she lacked wisdom, so I started to brake a bit, just in case. I would not have been able to stop completely in time without basically ripping the tires off of my car. As I said, steep.
Naturally, this femme fatale decided that the best course of action would be to pull out in front of me and make a left turn without turning her blinker on...
The only reason she did not find out what happens when a Grand Marquis hits a compact car at 45mph is that she turned into the far lane...Meaning, she had technically cut off the guy 5 seconds behind me (he was in the right lane), rather than me in the left lane...but his presence was the only thing stopping me from swerving right to get out of her way, as she initially appeared to be turning into my lane >_< Of the many thoughts going through my head, a Gallagher line struck me and came to the fore -- "Are you THAT f#%king STUPID?!" -- apparently, the answer was "Yes", as she proceeded to meander among the two lanes, nearly hitting someone ahead of us, before she finally made up her alleged mind. I really wish a cop had been present, so that he could have cut up her license in front of her for this stunt >_>


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