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This guy is driving his SUV the wrong way down a one way street while smoking a cigarette and talking on his cell phone. That is a relatively large stack of stupid right there, but as I inched around him on the narrow road, he glared daggers at me and flipped me the bird, as if I was the one in the wrong.
Hey, jerkwater, if the "Do Not Enter" and "Wrong Way" signs didn't clue you in, didn't the fact that all the cars and street signs are facing the wrong way tip you off? Or the fact that the markings on the road are against you?
Well, that's okay. If no part of your environment is seeping through your sense of entitlement sufficiently to indicate that you might want to reverse course, the police officer leaving the precinct parking garage you just passed, the one that just turned on his swirly lights, might succeed where all else has failed.
Maybe.
Love, Who?
Hey, jerkwater, if the "Do Not Enter" and "Wrong Way" signs didn't clue you in, didn't the fact that all the cars and street signs are facing the wrong way tip you off? Or the fact that the markings on the road are against you?
Well, that's okay. If no part of your environment is seeping through your sense of entitlement sufficiently to indicate that you might want to reverse course, the police officer leaving the precinct parking garage you just passed, the one that just turned on his swirly lights, might succeed where all else has failed.
Maybe.
Love, Who?
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