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Dear Young Lady,
may I inform you that using your cell while driving is considered a violation of traffic rules in our country? Actually, it has been for quite a while; in fact, it most probably was forbidden already when you were taking driving classes.
Using your free hand for caressing your boyfriend's (I assume he is) face, leaving your knees in control of the wheel is not going to make things much better.
Dear Madam,
for checking your makeup, or rather checking yourself applying makeup, a mirror is a snazzy invention.
Yes, you can use your rear view mirror for that purpose. It' not designed for it (that's what the mirrors inside your sunblinds are for), but hey, it's your rear view mirror, so you can use it as you see fit.
However, I strongly advise against doing so during times you are actually conducting your vehicle. On a freeway. At 130km/h (about 80 mph).
Sir,
if you are tailgating me, at a distance I cannot see your license plate anymore, I can only think of two possible reasons:
- You are attempting to save fuel, by hugging my slipstream
- You want to subtly encourage me to go faster.
Given the fact you are wildly gesticulating and flashing your high beams at me (which, by the way, is rather ineffective given the fact you are too close for me seeing much of them), I think the latter one is most probably true.
Be assured, I won't merge with the right lane traffic unless it is safe to me to do so. Hint: Heavy trucks on that lane, with gaps between one another somewhere around 30 meters do NOT constitute 'safe to merge' where I come from.
No, I won't go any faster than I already do.
Not when the two of us are already moving at 215km/h (135 mph)
may I inform you that using your cell while driving is considered a violation of traffic rules in our country? Actually, it has been for quite a while; in fact, it most probably was forbidden already when you were taking driving classes.
Using your free hand for caressing your boyfriend's (I assume he is) face, leaving your knees in control of the wheel is not going to make things much better.
Dear Madam,
for checking your makeup, or rather checking yourself applying makeup, a mirror is a snazzy invention.
Yes, you can use your rear view mirror for that purpose. It' not designed for it (that's what the mirrors inside your sunblinds are for), but hey, it's your rear view mirror, so you can use it as you see fit.
However, I strongly advise against doing so during times you are actually conducting your vehicle. On a freeway. At 130km/h (about 80 mph).
Sir,
if you are tailgating me, at a distance I cannot see your license plate anymore, I can only think of two possible reasons:
- You are attempting to save fuel, by hugging my slipstream
- You want to subtly encourage me to go faster.
Given the fact you are wildly gesticulating and flashing your high beams at me (which, by the way, is rather ineffective given the fact you are too close for me seeing much of them), I think the latter one is most probably true.
Be assured, I won't merge with the right lane traffic unless it is safe to me to do so. Hint: Heavy trucks on that lane, with gaps between one another somewhere around 30 meters do NOT constitute 'safe to merge' where I come from.
No, I won't go any faster than I already do.
Not when the two of us are already moving at 215km/h (135 mph)
. It is fun and I think everybody driving in Germany at one point have tried to see how fast their car really could go.
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