Situation:
You are in the right-most lane of a busy street. It happens to be the only lane from which you can make a right turn onto another busy street.
The light has just turned green but you are stuck behind a bus with its lights flashing, which has stopped to drop off a couple passengers. Do you:
A). Patiently wait for the bus to drop off the passengers and ensure they're a safe distance away before it starts to move, or
B). Begin to back up toward one Irving Patrick Freleigh, who is in the car directly behind you and cannot back up himself because he's got another car right behind him, somehow manage to back up enough to swerve around the bus into the next lane over, zoom past the bus, and then make your right turn from the wrong lane approximately five seconds before the bus turns off its flashers and starts to move again.
If you chose B...well, if nothing else I thank you for giving me something to post about. My only sorrow is that you couldn't manage to ass-end a gas truck somewhere down the road.
You are in the right-most lane of a busy street. It happens to be the only lane from which you can make a right turn onto another busy street.
The light has just turned green but you are stuck behind a bus with its lights flashing, which has stopped to drop off a couple passengers. Do you:
A). Patiently wait for the bus to drop off the passengers and ensure they're a safe distance away before it starts to move, or
B). Begin to back up toward one Irving Patrick Freleigh, who is in the car directly behind you and cannot back up himself because he's got another car right behind him, somehow manage to back up enough to swerve around the bus into the next lane over, zoom past the bus, and then make your right turn from the wrong lane approximately five seconds before the bus turns off its flashers and starts to move again.
If you chose B...well, if nothing else I thank you for giving me something to post about. My only sorrow is that you couldn't manage to ass-end a gas truck somewhere down the road.




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