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Seriously sometimes you just want to slap some sense into people.
Like gee, we're going down a 70mph highway in the left lane at 80mph. What the best thing to do at this juncture?
A. Keep an eye on the traffic and road conditions around you?
B. Take both hands off the steering wheel to fix your hair. Again. Even though you almost went off the road the LAST time you did this?
Well this is Road Kill so we know which one the driver behind me picked. She almost went off the road while fixing her hair. Was this enough to encourage her to save it for when she got to her location? Nope. Her hair just had to be fixed NOW. She damn near hit a truck in the right lane too.
Your hair style won't matter if you manage to wreck your car doing 80 down the road. In fact I guarantee it will look like shit.
Like gee, we're going down a 70mph highway in the left lane at 80mph. What the best thing to do at this juncture?
A. Keep an eye on the traffic and road conditions around you?
B. Take both hands off the steering wheel to fix your hair. Again. Even though you almost went off the road the LAST time you did this?
Well this is Road Kill so we know which one the driver behind me picked. She almost went off the road while fixing her hair. Was this enough to encourage her to save it for when she got to her location? Nope. Her hair just had to be fixed NOW. She damn near hit a truck in the right lane too.
Your hair style won't matter if you manage to wreck your car doing 80 down the road. In fact I guarantee it will look like shit.
This is one of the many reasons my mom REFUSES to get a drivers license. She thinks some idiot is going to kill her. 
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