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A couple from yesterday
I swear I should just not drive anymore, everytime I get behind the wheel all the crazies and assholes in NJ come out. It's like they know, they just think: "She just started her car, let's get her!"
The first one happened in the morning when I was going to Kmart, there's kind of a jug handle turn if you want to do a u or left turn if you need to. I'm about halfway through and this idiot comes at me the wrong way, I beep at him and the asshole flips me off. The rest of the morning went well, however I should've just went home after work. I had one of the worst days at work so I went to go get some chineese food over near my uncle Jerry's house, about halfway there there's some asshole on my ass he keeps either riding my ass or trying to blind me. I put my blinker on to get into the center lane as soon as I get an opening, he does it first and roars by me only to cause me to slam on my breaks half a minute later when he decides to cut me off to turn off. It really shouldn't have surprised me though the dipshit was driving a penis on wheels. After I got my food and was on my way home I had another run in with a penis on wheels, this one was in the slow lane with his right blinker on doing barely the speed limit. Thinking nothing of it other that he's an idiot who left his blinker on I go into the center lane, as soon as I get up to him he starts drifting into my lane so I beep. As soon as I'm on the side of him he thinks we can share a lane, I lay on the horn and he backs off again. I glance over and he's yelling at me, I speed up so the weirdo is behind me and continue on home.
I'm really considering just ordering for deliveries, ordering online, and just walking places. I have bad luck when I drive.
The first one happened in the morning when I was going to Kmart, there's kind of a jug handle turn if you want to do a u or left turn if you need to. I'm about halfway through and this idiot comes at me the wrong way, I beep at him and the asshole flips me off. The rest of the morning went well, however I should've just went home after work. I had one of the worst days at work so I went to go get some chineese food over near my uncle Jerry's house, about halfway there there's some asshole on my ass he keeps either riding my ass or trying to blind me. I put my blinker on to get into the center lane as soon as I get an opening, he does it first and roars by me only to cause me to slam on my breaks half a minute later when he decides to cut me off to turn off. It really shouldn't have surprised me though the dipshit was driving a penis on wheels. After I got my food and was on my way home I had another run in with a penis on wheels, this one was in the slow lane with his right blinker on doing barely the speed limit. Thinking nothing of it other that he's an idiot who left his blinker on I go into the center lane, as soon as I get up to him he starts drifting into my lane so I beep. As soon as I'm on the side of him he thinks we can share a lane, I lay on the horn and he backs off again. I glance over and he's yelling at me, I speed up so the weirdo is behind me and continue on home.
I'm really considering just ordering for deliveries, ordering online, and just walking places. I have bad luck when I drive.
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