What in Hell is Wrong With You?

[Aria]

Woman old enough to be my mom, what in HELL is wrong with you and your two buddies that you think it's okay to walk three abreast down the aisle in the parking lot? When I am coming TOWARDS you and you are forcing me to go on the WRONG SIDE and almost jump a parking curb to AVOID YOU! Are you INSANE?

I have no idea.

[protege]

I've seen plenty of people do that here. But, at least I have a way to scatter them. You'll need a car with a loud exhaust for this one. If you're creeping behind them, put the car in neutral. A quick 'blip' of the throttle will clear the way...and probably their bowels as well

[PawnPrincess Ardra]

I really enjoy it when people in parking lots decide to walk right out in front of your MOVING VEHICLE without as much as looking in your direction.

I must say, I really abhor parking lots.

[RealUnimportant]

My big car is also as quiet as a church mouse's fart, despite being a V8... I've followed people the whole length of some parking lots with them utterly oblivious to my presence - I need to fit a big airhorn!

[blas]

I absolutely hate oblivious people in groups who walk several abreast, especially in areas where parking lots are notoriously narrow or only made for one car to go past at a time.

[PepperElf]

dang they sound worse than ducks.

(ducks will NOT move out of your way or move faster - even if you honk at them)

[LillFilly]

I hate that too. They act like they're the only beings in the parking lot!

[wolfie]

dang they sound worse than ducks.

(ducks will NOT move out of your way or move faster - even if you honk at them)

For ducks, would an alternate horn that sounds like an eagle's cry work (i.e. predator in the area, get out NOW)? Alternately, I'd be tempted to try the musical option on them - C sharp or B flat.

[Food Lady]

dang they sound worse than ducks. (ducks will NOT move out of your way or move faster - even if you honk at them)

I watched this happen a couple of weeks ago. Hilarious--they held up a line of 6 cars.