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  • This is Why I Want an Armored Personnel Carrier for my Commute

    We've had a weird winter (it's going around). It was cold for our area, and pretty dry, until February. Then the rains started. March was crazy wet. Then we had some intense storms this month, including one that set a lightning record for the area.

    Maybe it's the thunderstorms and masses of lightning, but during the last couple weeks I have seen more stupidity on the roads than in the last three months or more. Every day I have seen people driving like they're playing Gran Turismo, usually two or three on my commute, including using shoulders for passing.

    And the drivers are getting a lot more aggressive at my usual crosswalks. I hang back and wait for a break in the traffic, but I've still ended up playing chicken several times.

    Today three cyclists and two pedestrians got in on the stupidity. One cyclist just rode out of a driveway, cutting me off. The second made a left turn in front of a minivan that forced the minivan to slam on its brakes. The third started to walk his bike through a crosswalk, then jumped on and rode it across and cut off two cars when he made an unexpected turn.

    The pedestrians were in my parking garage. Both of them decided that walking down the middle of the lane in dark clothes in a poorly lit garage being entered by sun-blinded drivers was a reasonable choice. They're lucky I had my headlights on.


    And the topper: Just as I'm finishing my left turn at a major intersection (two highways), an ambulance starts its siren. I see it in the right turn lane to my right, waiting to get onto the street I'm turning onto. I complete the turn and immediately pull off onto the shoulder and wait. So do most of the cars. Except, of course, the one. There's always one. She decides that the ambulance should just go around her, as she's in the left lane. This might have been okay IF she had pulled over and stopped, but, of course, she didn't. She kept driving. The ambulance stayed behind her, lights and sirens running, until she finally pulled over and stopped.

    This was just on my way to work. I am so not looking forward to the trip home.
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    I've honestly never seen someone block an ambulence. But I've only seen an ambulence go by with sirens blaring twice. The second time was actually pretty impressive... It was a four lane road and it was packed. We had the red and the ambulence came up behind us. I was like, "oh shit how is this going to work?" Well, the guys in the right hand lane started moving over as much as they could, and everyone in my lane, the left hand one, started jockeying over into the right hand lane. The incoming traffic, which had the green, all started moving into their right hand lane. And the ambulence got past us mostly in my lane, but partially in the incoming traffic's lane. It wouldn't have worked if anyone had failed to move. I was impressed.

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    • #3
      Around here the emergency vehicles have light clickers, so they can just change the lights to move traffic where they need it to get through an intersection.

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      • #4
        If I ever win the Powerball, I want one of these...

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

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        • #5
          Quoth 24601 View Post
          If I ever win the Powerball, I want one of these...

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic
          You read my mind, 24601.

          I want one of those. Because no one would dare cutting me off.*




          * Wishful thinking. Yes they would.
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          • #6
            I can't offer an APC, but I can offer one of these, bargain for £950!

            http://www.mod-sales.com/direct/vehi...Land_Rover.htm
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Quoth 24601 View Post
              If I ever win the Powerball, I want one of these...

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic
              You know, I remember this from the 1st time it got aired. I remember wishing I'd had one earlier that day when it took me over 20 minutes to do about a mile in rush hour traffic...
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              • #8
                Tatra are not only famous for the 603 I linked to earlier. They currently specialise in heavy-duty all-wheel-drive off-road trucks. And still with air-cooled engines.

                Sure, you can cut me off. Don't be too surprised when I simply drive OVER you.

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