I'm driving home yesterday on a decently, well trafficked road. At least, it's as well trafficked as a small town road can be. It's raining, grey and getting close to sunset. This is also a road that has maybe, MAYBE six inch of shoulder, maybe.
So, mister runner in grey, why the HECK are you running on the "shoulder"?! There is a perfectly lovely sidewalk with a perfectly sculpted lady running right on it. Why can't you run next to her on the sidewalk?
Are you allergic to the sidewalk or just really uncaring about your life? I was behind you for long enough that you should have noticed the car with it's lights on behind you especially since you weren't wearing headphones. Sir, if you're going to run on the street you should be more aware of your surroundings. I would appreciate not giving me that nasty glare again because I had to pass you. You're on my turf and you're lucky I wasn't feeling particularly evil. I wanted to keep following behind you and beep.
So, mister runner in grey, why the HECK are you running on the "shoulder"?! There is a perfectly lovely sidewalk with a perfectly sculpted lady running right on it. Why can't you run next to her on the sidewalk?
Are you allergic to the sidewalk or just really uncaring about your life? I was behind you for long enough that you should have noticed the car with it's lights on behind you especially since you weren't wearing headphones. Sir, if you're going to run on the street you should be more aware of your surroundings. I would appreciate not giving me that nasty glare again because I had to pass you. You're on my turf and you're lucky I wasn't feeling particularly evil. I wanted to keep following behind you and beep.


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