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Monday night on the way home after a very long day this happened.
I was stopped at a rail crossing waiting for the train to clear the road.
The guy in front of me turns on his left blinkers after the train passed.
Seeing the huge line of cars he is going to have to wait for I signal a right turn into the clear right lane - no one in sight.
I did see another blinker about 5 cars behind me and figured it was safe to move over - WRONG.
Asshat that was 5 cars behind me is now in my back seat his engine is revving like crazy and he lays on the horn.
I look back and he shows me 2 middle fingers - lovely.
I ignore him, wrong move - dickhead then drives up onto the curb to roll down his window and yell at me.
I am driving an old car with manual windows and I'm sure he has nothing to say that I want to hear but I roll the window down anyways.
He is done ranting by the time I manage to get my windows down - no big loss.
He stops at a light in front of me after swerving past me back onto the road so close I almost eat his bumper and have to haul on the brakes.
I see him making rude gestures in the window and have enough.
I get out of the car and start stomping up to his window - I was pissed enough to smash his mirror off.
The little shit gets out and I almost laugh - the dude is tiny and fatter than me and thats saying something.
I asked him if he wanted to repeat what he just said to my face.
He didn't - I pointed out that I did not appreciate him trying to cause 2 accidents with me in less than 5 seconds.
He then made the mistake of blaming me - he had his blinkers on first (That does not give you permission to launch your car like a fucking saturn 5 rocket) - so fucking what you cocksucking, motherfucker I replied.
He acted like a 5th grader and started the whole who you calling a bleepity bleep
I then yelled at him while pointing my finger right in his face - you! dumbass!
Everything about this guy was making me want to slug him in the face and not stop untill he was a thin red paste on the pavement.
I then turned around got back in my car.
My adrenaline was hammering so hard I felt dizzy and my muscles were spasming so hard it was killing my back injury.
I could tell the guy was about to shit his pants but who the hell does he think he is anyway?
Racing to a long stoplight almost causing 2 accidents with the same car and almost getting his ass beat sure was worth - what exactly?
If my wife and child had been in the car I would have gone postal on his ass.
Shit I'm still pissed about this.
I was an idiot for getting out of the car, I'm glad nothing horrible happened.
But damn what a worthless piece of shit...
I was stopped at a rail crossing waiting for the train to clear the road.
The guy in front of me turns on his left blinkers after the train passed.
Seeing the huge line of cars he is going to have to wait for I signal a right turn into the clear right lane - no one in sight.
I did see another blinker about 5 cars behind me and figured it was safe to move over - WRONG.
Asshat that was 5 cars behind me is now in my back seat his engine is revving like crazy and he lays on the horn.
I look back and he shows me 2 middle fingers - lovely.
I ignore him, wrong move - dickhead then drives up onto the curb to roll down his window and yell at me.
I am driving an old car with manual windows and I'm sure he has nothing to say that I want to hear but I roll the window down anyways.
He is done ranting by the time I manage to get my windows down - no big loss.
He stops at a light in front of me after swerving past me back onto the road so close I almost eat his bumper and have to haul on the brakes.
I see him making rude gestures in the window and have enough.
I get out of the car and start stomping up to his window - I was pissed enough to smash his mirror off.
The little shit gets out and I almost laugh - the dude is tiny and fatter than me and thats saying something.
I asked him if he wanted to repeat what he just said to my face.
He didn't - I pointed out that I did not appreciate him trying to cause 2 accidents with me in less than 5 seconds.
He then made the mistake of blaming me - he had his blinkers on first (That does not give you permission to launch your car like a fucking saturn 5 rocket) - so fucking what you cocksucking, motherfucker I replied.
He acted like a 5th grader and started the whole who you calling a bleepity bleep
I then yelled at him while pointing my finger right in his face - you! dumbass!
Everything about this guy was making me want to slug him in the face and not stop untill he was a thin red paste on the pavement.
I then turned around got back in my car.
My adrenaline was hammering so hard I felt dizzy and my muscles were spasming so hard it was killing my back injury.
I could tell the guy was about to shit his pants but who the hell does he think he is anyway?
Racing to a long stoplight almost causing 2 accidents with the same car and almost getting his ass beat sure was worth - what exactly?
If my wife and child had been in the car I would have gone postal on his ass.
Shit I'm still pissed about this.
I was an idiot for getting out of the car, I'm glad nothing horrible happened.
But damn what a worthless piece of shit...
If you see them be an arse once, just hang back 'cause they obviously won't have a problem with acting like an arse again, and at least if you're a few cars back you can hopefully avoid the scene of the accident when it finally happens!
(And cause Chimps are always funny) I suggest you get a 
Don't drive faster thn your guardian angel can fly.
Fast angel is always trumped by half-fast driver.
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