This one left two people dumbfounded.
SC: From zero to nuts in nothing flat!
Me: Short Leprechaun
OG: Other girl, actual friend.
So me and OG were having a little chat. SC comes in, tho at this point it's just an older lady, probbly 40-45. As usual, I cut my chat short when SC approaches the counter and ask her how I can help her.
SC: Yes, *pulls out paper* I'm looking for an XBox Live cable?
Me: *thinking* Hmmm... could be internet, but just in case, I'll ask... *talking, friendly non-condescending tone* Okay, what kind of cable?
SC: Well, it's a pretty long cable... *trails off, I am NOT cutting her off at this point*
Me: *same friendly non-condescending tone* Yes but, what KIND of cable? Is it for the internet, an HDMI cab-
SC: Um, no, Excuse me, I will not be spoken to this way! *flounces*
OG:
....what just happened? You weren't rude at all!
Me: SEE? SEE? Now you KNOW my stories are true!
SC: From zero to nuts in nothing flat!
Me: Short Leprechaun
OG: Other girl, actual friend.
So me and OG were having a little chat. SC comes in, tho at this point it's just an older lady, probbly 40-45. As usual, I cut my chat short when SC approaches the counter and ask her how I can help her.
SC: Yes, *pulls out paper* I'm looking for an XBox Live cable?
Me: *thinking* Hmmm... could be internet, but just in case, I'll ask... *talking, friendly non-condescending tone* Okay, what kind of cable?
SC: Well, it's a pretty long cable... *trails off, I am NOT cutting her off at this point*
Me: *same friendly non-condescending tone* Yes but, what KIND of cable? Is it for the internet, an HDMI cab-
SC: Um, no, Excuse me, I will not be spoken to this way! *flounces*
OG:
....what just happened? You weren't rude at all! Me: SEE? SEE? Now you KNOW my stories are true!

Now the friend that was there goes on my other online accounts with "I will not be blogged to this way" and "I will not be status updated to this way", it's hilarious.
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