NOTE: Check the last page. I'm still getting creepy emails! -8/1/13
So, I'm a photographer. I wanted to get more 'posed-portrait' shots, so I put an ad in [notable online ad site] I'm glad I have a very strong creep meter, not that these guys weren't making it obvious.
Basically, I said I'm a photographer who wants to expand their portfolio (I was very careful to be gender-neutral here since saying "I'm female!" tends to attract creeps like flies on sites like that.) and if there was a model looking to expand their portfolio, we should get together.
I've gotten a few serious offers, one who wanted to do an artsy-nude (kinda iffy), and these two.
Uhmm... no.
"Can u host a male"
fine. I'm more comfortable with girls, but male is fine.
"that would like to do more of porn style pics"
No no no
"I am thinking like posing doggie style solo kink"
No no no
"I am up for a fun shoot as long as u are ok with me just enjoying my open sex fetish fantasy well let me know"
no no no no
NO
HI EARL
"HI THIS IS EARL,"
Hi Earl.
I AM A NUDE MALE MODEL FOR ART AND PHOTO CLASSES
Okay, Earl.
"AND VERY OPEN TO BEING NUDE ANYWHERE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AS I'M"
You seem very enthusiastic, Earl but-
" AN EXHIBITIONIST AT HEART AND JUST LOVE STRIPPING NAKED IN FRONT OF STUDENTS AND TEACHERS !"
I don't think-
"SOME OPEN MINDED FEMALE TEACHERS AND SOME MALES TOO LOVE PUSHING THE ENVELOPE WITH A NAKED MALE MODEL [ME] "
we're a
"UNDER HER CONTROL IN THE CLASS ROOM BY WANTING TO LEAVE DOORS AND CURTAINS OPEN A LITTLE OR IN SOME CASES ALL THE WAY OPEN AND EXPOSE THE NAKED MALE TO ANYONE WALKING BY AND IT'S FUN WATCHING THEM STOP AND WATCH ME NAKED AS A JAYBIRD !"
good fit for each
" A FEW TEACHERS ALSO ENJOY LETTING ME GET ERECT WHILE I'M POSING TELLING THE CLASS THAT MALES DO GET ERECT AT TIMES AS IT'S NORMAL AND EXPECTED ESPECIALLY WHEN TOLD TO GET INTO A POSE WHERE I'M ON MY BACK AND LEGS AND ARMS ARE TOTALLY SPREAD WIDE WITH A PILLOW UNDER MY BUTT "
STAHP EARL
"AND MY GENITALS ARE ELEVATED AND ON DISPLAY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE AND DRAW ! SOME FEMALE TEACHERS LOVES USING ME IN POSES LIKE THIS KNOWING I'M GETTING ERECT ALMOST AS SOON AS I'M ON MY BACK AND LEGS ARE SPREAD , SOMETIMES SHE WILL GRAB MY ANKES WHILE STUDENT'S ARE WATCHING AND SPREAD ME WIDER AS SHE KNOWS I ENJOY HER TOUCHING ME AND BEING EXPOSED TO THE MAX !"
Please!
" SHE AND OTHERS WILL ALSO AT TIMES KEEP ME POSING NAKED PAST THE END OF CLASS SO THAT THE NEXT CLASS STARTS COMING IN AND SHE TELLS HER CLASS ONLY 3 MORE MINS WITH THE MODEL TO FINISH UP THE DRAWING ! "
DO NOT WANT
" SHE AND I VERY MUCH ENJOY THE REACTIONS OF THE NEXT CLASS SEEING A NAKED MALE STILL POSING AND THERE NOT EVEN USING A NUDE MODEL IN THERE CLASS !"
NO
" BY THE TIME I'M DONE MODELING ALL THE NEXT CLASS ARE WATCHING ME AND I'M SLOWLY GETTING DRESSED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CLASS FACING EVERYONE AND HALF ERECTED AS IT'S EXCITING DOING SOMETHING I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING AS IN EXPOSING MYSELF TO THE WHOLE NEW CLASS AND THE STUDENTS AND FEMALE TEACHERS ARE ENJOYING THE NUDITY AS I GET DRESSED !!! "
EARL!
" I HAVE A LOT OF INTERESTING STORIES OF BEING EXPOSED BY TEACHERS TO OTHERS OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM AND EVEN POSING NUDE OUTSIDE OF THE ART BUILDING IN FULL VIEW OF PEOPLE WALKING BY AND ALOUD TO WALK TO THE BATHROOM NAKED IN THE ART BUILDING WITH OTHERS IN THE HALLWAY WATCHING !"
STAHP!
" GETTING BACK TO YOUR PROJECT I AM OPEN TO BEING USED AS YOU WANT FOR PICS OF ANY TYPE YOU WOULD LIKE !""
...who has the brain bleach?
So, I'm a photographer. I wanted to get more 'posed-portrait' shots, so I put an ad in [notable online ad site] I'm glad I have a very strong creep meter, not that these guys weren't making it obvious.
Basically, I said I'm a photographer who wants to expand their portfolio (I was very careful to be gender-neutral here since saying "I'm female!" tends to attract creeps like flies on sites like that.) and if there was a model looking to expand their portfolio, we should get together.
I've gotten a few serious offers, one who wanted to do an artsy-nude (kinda iffy), and these two.
Uhmm... no.
"Can u host a male"
fine. I'm more comfortable with girls, but male is fine.
"that would like to do more of porn style pics"
No no no
"I am thinking like posing doggie style solo kink"
No no no
"I am up for a fun shoot as long as u are ok with me just enjoying my open sex fetish fantasy well let me know"
no no no no
NO
HI EARL
"HI THIS IS EARL,"
Hi Earl.
I AM A NUDE MALE MODEL FOR ART AND PHOTO CLASSES
Okay, Earl.
"AND VERY OPEN TO BEING NUDE ANYWHERE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AS I'M"
You seem very enthusiastic, Earl but-
" AN EXHIBITIONIST AT HEART AND JUST LOVE STRIPPING NAKED IN FRONT OF STUDENTS AND TEACHERS !"
I don't think-
"SOME OPEN MINDED FEMALE TEACHERS AND SOME MALES TOO LOVE PUSHING THE ENVELOPE WITH A NAKED MALE MODEL [ME] "
we're a
"UNDER HER CONTROL IN THE CLASS ROOM BY WANTING TO LEAVE DOORS AND CURTAINS OPEN A LITTLE OR IN SOME CASES ALL THE WAY OPEN AND EXPOSE THE NAKED MALE TO ANYONE WALKING BY AND IT'S FUN WATCHING THEM STOP AND WATCH ME NAKED AS A JAYBIRD !"
good fit for each
" A FEW TEACHERS ALSO ENJOY LETTING ME GET ERECT WHILE I'M POSING TELLING THE CLASS THAT MALES DO GET ERECT AT TIMES AS IT'S NORMAL AND EXPECTED ESPECIALLY WHEN TOLD TO GET INTO A POSE WHERE I'M ON MY BACK AND LEGS AND ARMS ARE TOTALLY SPREAD WIDE WITH A PILLOW UNDER MY BUTT "
STAHP EARL
"AND MY GENITALS ARE ELEVATED AND ON DISPLAY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE AND DRAW ! SOME FEMALE TEACHERS LOVES USING ME IN POSES LIKE THIS KNOWING I'M GETTING ERECT ALMOST AS SOON AS I'M ON MY BACK AND LEGS ARE SPREAD , SOMETIMES SHE WILL GRAB MY ANKES WHILE STUDENT'S ARE WATCHING AND SPREAD ME WIDER AS SHE KNOWS I ENJOY HER TOUCHING ME AND BEING EXPOSED TO THE MAX !"
Please!
" SHE AND OTHERS WILL ALSO AT TIMES KEEP ME POSING NAKED PAST THE END OF CLASS SO THAT THE NEXT CLASS STARTS COMING IN AND SHE TELLS HER CLASS ONLY 3 MORE MINS WITH THE MODEL TO FINISH UP THE DRAWING ! "
DO NOT WANT
" SHE AND I VERY MUCH ENJOY THE REACTIONS OF THE NEXT CLASS SEEING A NAKED MALE STILL POSING AND THERE NOT EVEN USING A NUDE MODEL IN THERE CLASS !"
NO
" BY THE TIME I'M DONE MODELING ALL THE NEXT CLASS ARE WATCHING ME AND I'M SLOWLY GETTING DRESSED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CLASS FACING EVERYONE AND HALF ERECTED AS IT'S EXCITING DOING SOMETHING I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING AS IN EXPOSING MYSELF TO THE WHOLE NEW CLASS AND THE STUDENTS AND FEMALE TEACHERS ARE ENJOYING THE NUDITY AS I GET DRESSED !!! "
EARL!
" I HAVE A LOT OF INTERESTING STORIES OF BEING EXPOSED BY TEACHERS TO OTHERS OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM AND EVEN POSING NUDE OUTSIDE OF THE ART BUILDING IN FULL VIEW OF PEOPLE WALKING BY AND ALOUD TO WALK TO THE BATHROOM NAKED IN THE ART BUILDING WITH OTHERS IN THE HALLWAY WATCHING !"
STAHP!
" GETTING BACK TO YOUR PROJECT I AM OPEN TO BEING USED AS YOU WANT FOR PICS OF ANY TYPE YOU WOULD LIKE !""
...who has the brain bleach?
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