Dear patrons who insist on printing from the internet:
INTERNETS NO PRINT GOOD.
Unless the site is set up for printing--say, a pdf form or something that's got one of those 'printer friendly' or 'optimized for printing' links--you're going to get what you get. Sidebars printing fine with main content cut off. Yup. And if it happened before? IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. A refund? For doing the same stupid thing again and again? Fuck off.
Also, Explorer sucks hairy goat balls. Yes, yes, it does. Sure, try it in mozzarella foxfire. Or the google one. Didn't print good again? Gee, that sucks. But maybe you should stop printing off of someone's homemade column and table heavy real estate site. Or, hell, try copying and pasting like I showed you? Into a word doc--oh, I see, it's too much work and you do this all the time and it's our fault? Of course it is. And pasting your link into something like printfriendly.com is also too much work. Yes. Of course it is.
Enjoy your crappy print out of the internet. I'll be sure to put your $.20 into the 'throw-all-the-computers-out-the-window-and-beat-them-with-sledgehammers fund.'
No love,
Person who hates people who pretend they know how to use a computer when they really, really don't.
INTERNETS NO PRINT GOOD.
Unless the site is set up for printing--say, a pdf form or something that's got one of those 'printer friendly' or 'optimized for printing' links--you're going to get what you get. Sidebars printing fine with main content cut off. Yup. And if it happened before? IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. A refund? For doing the same stupid thing again and again? Fuck off.
Also, Explorer sucks hairy goat balls. Yes, yes, it does. Sure, try it in mozzarella foxfire. Or the google one. Didn't print good again? Gee, that sucks. But maybe you should stop printing off of someone's homemade column and table heavy real estate site. Or, hell, try copying and pasting like I showed you? Into a word doc--oh, I see, it's too much work and you do this all the time and it's our fault? Of course it is. And pasting your link into something like printfriendly.com is also too much work. Yes. Of course it is.
Enjoy your crappy print out of the internet. I'll be sure to put your $.20 into the 'throw-all-the-computers-out-the-window-and-beat-them-with-sledgehammers fund.'
No love,
Person who hates people who pretend they know how to use a computer when they really, really don't.
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