Thief tries to disguise himself as SC.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'd rather see it done like Chris Rock did in Lethal Weapon 4... "You have the right to remain silent...so shut the fuck up....if you can't afford an attorney, one will be provided for you...we'll get you the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth..."

"And if you get Johnnie Cochoran, I'll kill you!" I think is how he finished off that tirade.

Anyone who can do that would probably be able to walk on water too.

[csdrone]

Most of our merry fraudsters are SC's thinking they can rattle the employees enough to make them cash the check. I do not work that way: I have sent customers packing with "I can do nothing more for you. I told you you need to speak to management. Please go so I can help the customers behind you."