Fish Man

[Ben_Who]

I read a story in one of those pop psychology books about a woman with crippling OCD who couldn't open her mail. Mail looked so tidy, so pristine, so perfect when it was still sealed that it just seemed wrong to have to open it and mess it up.

The weird thing about the story is how her perspective defeated the entire purpose of mail. She eventually had to force herself over it when she lost her license due to a moving violation that came by post.

I wonder if your guest can't eat the food because it just looks too pristine (he did compliment the presentation) and eating it would ruin it.

[Geek King]

Let's just get the puns out of the way, shall we? :halo:

[EricKei]

I can't believe the guy in the video missed a prime opportunity to say that the joint was crowdered...>_>

Go to Japanese websites and order a fake fish and chips plate.
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Yes, I have insane ideas... is that a surprise?

There are companies, even in the US, that make those for use in commercials and restaurant windows. Cost a pretty penny, tho.

I told her we don't rent spearguns anymore because some asshole lost our spear.

Fixed that for ya.