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  • I though it would be a nice quiet night...

    What a night. I looked at our percentage and was pleased that it was a nice 60% instead of the usual 100% so I was expecting a nice, quiet night. And it was, for the first half. Then kooky Schizo Man from the street called me a mean girl for not letting him use our phone to call the police because he said his stuff's been stolen. I called the police for him and he walked off like a skulking dog. What a WEIRDO! *sigh*
    Then this girl with a nasty attitude came in looking for a room, unfortunately I had some available. The convo went like this:

    Me: Hello can I help you?
    Nasty Attitude Girl: Yeah you got any rooms.
    Me: Yes.
    NAG: I need a room!
    Me: *checking computer* The only rooms we have are nonsmoking, 2 beds.
    NAG: Yeah whatever, I just need a room!
    Me: Ok you made that clear. May I see your ID and Credit card.
    NAG: Ugh.

    She thrusts them at me, eyerolling, and I swipe it and hold it back out for her. She snatches it back, scratching me with her long nails. Yuck.

    She huffs and sighs and taps her nails while I enter her infomation (taking my sweet time) and finally I hand her the reg card to sign and she practically rips her signature across the paper. Then she snatches the keys out of my hand and runs off like demons are chasing. I pity whoever gets her as a wife or a GF.

    Her male clone, Mr. Nasty Attitude called me in the morning.

    Me: Hello front desk.
    MNA: DID YOU KNOW YOUR HOT WATERS RUN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
    Me: ...No...Look. I'll just send someone up to help you.
    MNA: ...IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE A ROOM WITH THE HOT WATER MISSING
    Me: ....Yes.
    MNA: Whatever. *click*

    I send my manager to help the douche, and warn him of his grouchiness. I don't like to warn him because he hates grouchs just like me, but I felt I should. The manager leaves upstairs and a minute later the phone rings again. Guess who it is?

    Me: Hello front desk.
    MNA: Yeah it me again, never mind I got it to work.
    Me: Oh dear. I just sent someone--
    MNA: *click*

    Dumbass. Probably turned the faucet handles the wrong way. What I wouldn't give to give him a good rump kicking. I wrote a note on his account saying "VERY BAD ATTITUDE WHEN HOT WATER DID NOT COME OUT INSTANTLY" to alert corporate in case he tried to whine to them so we wouldn't get in trouble. The other day a lady complained to corporate about us giving wrong advertising (the sales department fault) and we got chewed out by them. This way, they won't.
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
    The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.

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    You should have said "It's the knob with the letter 'H' on it, genius".
    Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. - exmocaptainmoroni

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    • #3
      Quoth HotelMinion View Post
      ... THE HOT WATER MISSING
      I don't know why, but this phrase made me chortle.

      Is is mean to hope that manager's knocking on the door interrupted the shower?

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      • #4
        Quoth Mystic View Post
        You should have said "It's the knob with the letter 'H' on it, genius".
        Eccles: Why don't you open the door Bottle?

        Bluebottle: How do you open a door?

        Eccles: You turn the knob on your side.

        Bluebottle: (pause, then annoyed) I haven't got a knob on my side!

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        • #5
          Quoth gerund View Post
          Eccles: You turn the knob on your side.

          Bluebottle: (pause, then annoyed) I haven't got a knob on my side!
          "There's a door. Where does it go?"

          " . . . It stays where it is, I think."

          (Pratchett, Faust Eric)

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          • #6
            Quoth HotelMinion View Post
            THE HOT WATER MISSING
            The hot water...is in the pipe.

            Amazing Homes, how did you figure it out?

            Elementary my dear Watson. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
            You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

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            • #7
              Quoth Caractacus_Potts View Post
              The hot water...
              is in the pipe... chillin'
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Quoth HotelMinion View Post
                she practically rips her signature across the paper. Then she snatches the keys out of my hand and runs off like demons are chasing.
                Maybe she *REALLY* needed the toilet?
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