This (mostly) happened to a co-worker but it was so spectacular that I felt the need to share. It was made all the more surprising by the fact that you can sometimes tell, after just a few seconds, if someone is a complete idiot however this guy seemed perfectly normal, nice and sensible, well… to start with. First, the background: we offer extended warranties, this guy had one.
DD: Disgruntled Dude
CW: Suck Victim
Me: Confused Onlooker
DD: Hi I bought this vacuum from you a few months back and I got your warranty with it.
Me: Yeah no problems, these ones are a bit of a nightmare to be honest. I can’t process an exchange on my account but CW can and he’ll be free in a few minutes. Mind if I ask what’s up with it?
DD: I lost the fuse.
Me: Err… I’m not sure you’d be covered for that, a fuse is a consumable.
DD: Yeah but I lost the fuse so it won’t work and I don’t have the cap that covers it. See?
Me: Well I’m sure we can sort you out with a spare cap and a fuse if you like but the warranty doesn’t actually cover things like batteries, fuses or bulbs - it is normal to replace those throughout the life of the device and it doesn’t mean it’s broken.
DD: Yeah but it needs a fuse to run doesn’t it?
*CW finishes with other customer*
DD: Hi, my fuse fell out.
CW: Fell out? That’s not great, so you’ve tried putting it back in and it just won’t stay in?
DD: I lost it.
CW: Well have you tried another fuse.
DD: Err… no.
CW: Ok, let’s take a quick look, well there’s nothing wrong with the plug. It’s still really nice and tight, if you were to fit a fuse in here you’d need a screwdriver to remove it so it won’t just fall out. I’ll just take a look at... hang on mate this is filthy. I’m sorry but you can’t expect me to work on this. You haven’t even emptied it.
DD: Yeah I couldn’t be arsed with that.
CW: Look, this is disgusting and there’s no point in me going through all the usual checks because you know what is wrong with it and it is that you took the fuse out. It will run fine as soon as you replace the fuse and would probably run better if you don’t overfill it and clean the filter from time to time. I’m really not sure what it is you’re expecting from me but I can’t give you a new one unless there is an actual fault with this one. So unless there is any other fault with it...
DD: You just don’t fucking care do you. Fucking prick! Fucking worthless!
YOU’RE ALL FUCKING SHOCKING!!!
SHOCKING!!!
Off he stamped to the exit clutching his vacuum and dribbling shite from the tank everywhere, and with that we said goodbye to another satisfied customer
DD: Disgruntled Dude
CW: Suck Victim
Me: Confused Onlooker
DD: Hi I bought this vacuum from you a few months back and I got your warranty with it.
Me: Yeah no problems, these ones are a bit of a nightmare to be honest. I can’t process an exchange on my account but CW can and he’ll be free in a few minutes. Mind if I ask what’s up with it?
DD: I lost the fuse.
Me: Err… I’m not sure you’d be covered for that, a fuse is a consumable.
DD: Yeah but I lost the fuse so it won’t work and I don’t have the cap that covers it. See?
Me: Well I’m sure we can sort you out with a spare cap and a fuse if you like but the warranty doesn’t actually cover things like batteries, fuses or bulbs - it is normal to replace those throughout the life of the device and it doesn’t mean it’s broken.
DD: Yeah but it needs a fuse to run doesn’t it?
*CW finishes with other customer*
DD: Hi, my fuse fell out.
CW: Fell out? That’s not great, so you’ve tried putting it back in and it just won’t stay in?
DD: I lost it.
CW: Well have you tried another fuse.
DD: Err… no.
CW: Ok, let’s take a quick look, well there’s nothing wrong with the plug. It’s still really nice and tight, if you were to fit a fuse in here you’d need a screwdriver to remove it so it won’t just fall out. I’ll just take a look at... hang on mate this is filthy. I’m sorry but you can’t expect me to work on this. You haven’t even emptied it.
DD: Yeah I couldn’t be arsed with that.
CW: Look, this is disgusting and there’s no point in me going through all the usual checks because you know what is wrong with it and it is that you took the fuse out. It will run fine as soon as you replace the fuse and would probably run better if you don’t overfill it and clean the filter from time to time. I’m really not sure what it is you’re expecting from me but I can’t give you a new one unless there is an actual fault with this one. So unless there is any other fault with it...
DD: You just don’t fucking care do you. Fucking prick! Fucking worthless!
YOU’RE ALL FUCKING SHOCKING!!!
SHOCKING!!!
Off he stamped to the exit clutching his vacuum and dribbling shite from the tank everywhere, and with that we said goodbye to another satisfied customer
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