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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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If Samuel L Jackson were a repo man/tow truck driver, he'd be Twitch."If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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Chiming in to add that I love Twitch already.
Twitch vs Canada made me lol. "In Canada--" "Welcome to America, motherfucker. Pay the drop fee or start walking."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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And then there's The Beep Beep Song.Quoth dalesys View PostBeep Beep...
(look up for the anvil)
"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Technically, the Roadrunner says "meep meep".
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For what it's worth, I just got around to filing away Angry Dad's towing paperwork today, on the receipt/tow slip, he had written:
I DO NOT AGREE OR CONSENT TO THIS TOW!
Not surprising, considering his consent was neither asked nor required
And yes, Twitch had crossed it all out anyway....
- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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Hahaha. I'd have been tempted to write a response, namely, "Neither your agreement nor consent is required for this tow."Quoth Argabarga View PostFor what it's worth, I just got around to filing away Angry Dad's towing paperwork today, on the receipt/tow slip, he had written:
I DO NOT AGREE OR CONSENT TO THIS TOW!
Not surprising, considering his consent was neither asked nor required
And yes, Twitch had crossed it all out anyway....
TL;DR Twitch remains awesome.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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It's a registered trademark, but...Quoth LillFilly View PostCan we get a little emoticon of Twitch driving a tow truck?
Popped up on a GIS.Comment
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That's an old-skool towtruck. Check out the bumper sling.Quoth Ben_Who View Post- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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I was just rereading this, and the phrase Right turn Clyde popped into my head.Quoth Argabarga View PostComment
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Those spaces are reserved for orange 1969 Dodge Chargers.Quoth Argabarga View Post
It's a skill that's going to rapidly decline in utility, seeing as the Crown Vic ended production earlier this year.One useful life skill everyone should learn by about 14, if not 16 at the latest when you get a license, is what Ford Crown Vic headlights look like at a distance in the dark, it’s a skill that’s never let me down.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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A lot of smaller departments still use them, so they'll be around awhileQuoth wolfie View Post
But, closer to home, new cruisers are always Chevy Impalas or newer Ford Taurus sedans. So far though, I've never seen one of those at night. They seem to go to sleep when the sun goes down.
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo FerrariComment
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Around where I live, some of the local police departments have gone to Dodge Chargers.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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FHP has both designs of new chargers along with the department in the town i live in, along with everything else.Quoth mjr View PostIf anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.Comment
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One of the local departments around here has a mix of Chargers and Mustangs.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.Comment
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