free cash

[moneybags]

SC: yea I saw your sign outside that said free cash for 30 days so I am coming in to get my cash

Me: ok you can get a loan that is interest free for 30 days

SC: no no no, your sign says 30 days of free cash. I need my cash. I drove all the eay here and I dont have money for gas so unless you are willing to leave here and take me home, you have to give me cash

Me: you can apply a loan

SC: I do not want a loan. I want my free cash for 30 days. I do not have good credit now please give me my cash so I can get home


Me: you can take it from your account

SC: I do not have an account with you. I came here because I saw you were giving free cash. I have no money.

Me: I'm sorry


SC: you can be sorry all you want but you need to fix this

Me: there is nothing

SC: there is, you have to give me cash...I have no money for gas or for food.

Me: again I am very sorry

SC: well bitch, do something about it

Me: I can't.

SC: Then I am calling 911

SC: Um yea, they had a sign saying free cash for 30 days and now she is telling me I cant get my cash. I have two starving kids in the car and no money for gas and she wont give me my cash.............why cant you do anything? Arent you the cops? Ok f*** you.

She gets on her knees crying and literally pulling out chunks of hair.........other customers asked if she was ok and she walked out....not sure where she went lol

[RealUnimportant]

I... but... ???... No words.

[XCashier]

What was the exact wording on the sign, anyway? Not that the SC read it through, they never, ever do...

[iPanda]

i was immediately reminded of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSCVteyKmWc

[MoonCat]

It's called "willfully stupid."

Or just stupid. I'm not fussy.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

But wait a minute! I thought the only way to get free money was to supply your bank account information to a Nigerian prince?

[cindybubbles]

At first I thought that the suck was coming from a casino. After all, they DO give free bonus cash to those who play.

I didn't know that this was taking place at a bank. I bet even most SC's know that you don't get free cash there.

[sirwired]

My brain just broke. No matter what the sign says or fails to say or mentions in small print... there ain't no such thing as "free cash"; not at a bank anyway.

[Monterey Jack]

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer sees a sign reading "FREE BEER" and greedily gulps down half-a-dozen cups, and then a bunch of people at the counter move and reveal that the complete sign reads, "ALCOHOL-FREE BEER, $5", and he then pretends to faint after the beer gets rung up and slinks away.

[KellyHabersham]

But wait a minute! I thought the only way to get free money was to supply your bank account information to a Nigerian prince?

Well, there's also helping out a young girl who's stuck in a refugee camp, or a woman who's dying from cancer and wants to donate money to charity......

[Greenday]

Well, there's also helping out a young girl who's stuck in a refugee camp, or a woman who's dying from cancer and wants to donate money to charity......

I thought it was to help the Army lieutenant in Afghanistan who had some high valued stolen goods from a place in Iraq and needed help getting them out and was willing to split the profits if you helped her out...though even though she claimed to be on the same base I was on at the time, refused to meet in person.

[OfficeSlug]

i was immediately reminded of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSCVteyKmWc

So it's not only happened once, it's happened twice -- and possibly more times. I'm floored!

Seriously, can't people READ? Wait, they can read (the words they want) but they certainly cannot comprehend (what the words are saying)!

Unreal!

[Marmalady]

i was immediately reminded of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSCVteyKmWc

I'm just giggling maniacally at that guys comment 'All I saw was ass cracks and elbows'

[rapana1]

I- she- what?
She's willing to have a tantrum on a shop floor, but what, won't go to the Salvation Army for a food parcel? Anyone who actually is in need of food can get food. She wants money for nothing to spend on crap. Silly cow.

[corwin02]

Reminds me of a cardealership I was at a few years back.
Guy comes in to buy a new car, signs all the paperwork (including a loan at an idiotic rate of 12%)

-if you are wondering I was sitting in the next cubicle over and the guy was kinda loud-

At the end of the whole transaction the guy asks "Where is my 2000 dollars because you advertise outside with a huge sign 2000 U$ cashback on every trade"

The guy could not get it through his head that cashback meant a discount on his car purchase, he was convinced he would get cash money on the purchase of a car and would than trade the car back in to get rid of the carloan.

In the end the car deal got cancelled and he walked out of the dealership sans new car and sans cash.