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It's Mr. Landlord, boys and girls! Mr. Landlord has given me an eviction notice! Can you say "scumbucket?" That's our word for today, boys and girls -- "scumbucket." Do you know any scumbuckets? I bet you do!
Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
It's the boogeyman. I dressed up like the pizza delivery guy to trick you.
At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
It's Mr. Landlord, boys and girls! Mr. Landlord has given me an eviction notice! Can you say "scumbucket?" That's our word for today, boys and girls -- "scumbucket." Do you know any scumbuckets? I bet you do!
"This is her dress! See the footprints on it? I didn't have to take it off for to do that, neither!"
To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
And here's another SNL quote (Eddie Murphy): "Dis is how we answer da door in my neighborhood....WHO ID IT!?!"
Hi, boys and girls! I'm all alone today. But that don't mean you can stay too long. My wife will be home from work soon. Can you say "BITCH"? I'm sure you can. That's our special word today, you know. Come see! It's a very special word! Do you know any? I'm sure you do! They come in all colors -- Black... White... Puerto Rican. Go practice your new word to see if you're saying it right. Walk into Mommy's room... and say "BITCH!" I'll wait!
Did Mommy slap you? Then you said it right!
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
Oh boy, I wish I had a pound for every time that happened to me. Add to that:
*Customers who didn't have money
*Customers who had ordered from the pub and weren't at home yet ("You were quicker than I thought you'd be")
*Customers who had forgotten they had ordered food - thereby wasting around five or six minutes whilst fumbling around for change, all the while their food is rapidly cooling outside.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
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