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That rears its ugly head when we have inclement or nasty weather.
(bg)
it has been COLD and I mean COLD the last couple of days here in NE Cheeseheadland. so much so that 90% of all school districts in the state closed for 2 days. air temps even during the day only got up to maybe -12F with the night air temps -20F not factoring in the wind chill of -50F.
YES I am a pizza delivery driver and YES I have had to work the last couple of nights of sheer extream bone-chilling cold.
I heard that we were colder than Alaska the last 2 days.
(end BG)
I will compile about 7 customers into one because I had the EXACT same conversation with all of them.
ME: your friendly neighborhood FROZEN like ice pizza delivery driver
DAC: bust bunny for brains customer who "Likes to be funny"
ME: <getting out of my warm car and running up to the door and knocking on the door>. Good evening. Did you folks order from <pizza place>???
DAC: Sure did. What is the total again???
ME: <gives total>
DAC: OK here is $$s <then starts to slowly count out the coin change to the exact penny>
ME: < takes bills and change and hands them their order>
DAC: BRRRRRRRRR BOY IS IT COLD OUT HERE!!!!!! <optional GOD why are you even out on a night like this>>>> Welp STAY WARM and drive safe. <closes the door in my face>
HMMMMMM. why oh why must you make a BIG point of pointing out the OBVIOUS you moron. YES it is colder than <insert your favorite cold as phrase clean or not so clean>. YES I AM COLD>>>> YES THE WIND IS BLOWING STRONG SO IT IS EVEN COLDER you jackass. YES you are sitting in your nice WARM house and I am out in the BITTER cold. couldn't be more OBVIOUS JERKFACE.
That rears its ugly head when we have inclement or nasty weather.
(bg)
it has been COLD and I mean COLD the last couple of days here in NE Cheeseheadland. so much so that 90% of all school districts in the state closed for 2 days. air temps even during the day only got up to maybe -12F with the night air temps -20F not factoring in the wind chill of -50F.
YES I am a pizza delivery driver and YES I have had to work the last couple of nights of sheer extream bone-chilling cold.
I heard that we were colder than Alaska the last 2 days.
(end BG)
I will compile about 7 customers into one because I had the EXACT same conversation with all of them.
ME: your friendly neighborhood FROZEN like ice pizza delivery driver
DAC: bust bunny for brains customer who "Likes to be funny"
ME: <getting out of my warm car and running up to the door and knocking on the door>. Good evening. Did you folks order from <pizza place>???
DAC: Sure did. What is the total again???
ME: <gives total>
DAC: OK here is $$s <then starts to slowly count out the coin change to the exact penny>
ME: < takes bills and change and hands them their order>
DAC: BRRRRRRRRR BOY IS IT COLD OUT HERE!!!!!! <optional GOD why are you even out on a night like this>>>> Welp STAY WARM and drive safe. <closes the door in my face>
HMMMMMM. why oh why must you make a BIG point of pointing out the OBVIOUS you moron. YES it is colder than <insert your favorite cold as phrase clean or not so clean>. YES I AM COLD>>>> YES THE WIND IS BLOWING STRONG SO IT IS EVEN COLDER you jackass. YES you are sitting in your nice WARM house and I am out in the BITTER cold. couldn't be more OBVIOUS JERKFACE.
Former pizza driver here.
(Seriously when I was little I thought that was literally how you "tip" someone like that)
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