Background: I work in a mall aquarium. Whenever a purchase is made by card, we are required to check for ID. No matter how small the purchase is. No ID? No sale. /end background
I'm working in the gift shop today and a man with a stroller comes the cash desk. His purchases include a HUGE $60 stuffed Green Sea Turtle, and a $20 glass jellyfish. After tax, almost $90. He tries to pay with a card and I ask for ID. But when I look, his name is not the one on the card, which had an EXTREMELY feminine name on it. Now normally this would be okay if the last names matched (as this tends to be the case with family running each others' cards), but nothing like that here. I immediately knew that this was going to be fun.
Me: (glancing between the drivers' license and card) "Uh, sir..."
SC: "Oh yeah, it's my wife's card. Sorry!"
Me: "Is she here? I'm afraid I won't be able run this card."
SC: (stares) "Are you kidding me?"
Me: " Sir, it's the rules. Your name and the name on the card don't match. I'm not allowed to run this."
SC: "You've got to be kidding me! Yes, that's her card, but the account is under my name, I make all the money! I can tell you everything about her! Her age, phone number, social security number, come on! This is ridiculous!"
Me: "I can call a manager is you like, sir. I mean, there's nothing I can do here."
SC: "I can call her and she can tell you that it's hers!"
Me: "Sir, unless she's here, then that wouldn't make a difference."
SC: "Fine, call a manager!"
*The Duty Manager (DM) is called and lucky for me, while it's a manager I'm not on the best terms with, he's one of my few managers that doesn't tolerate bullshit like this. Even better is how he never seems to show emotion which will often take all the fire out of an SC seeing as it's not the reaction they expect to get.*
I'll skip the next few sentences, mainly just my manager trying to find ways that the guy could use his card (which I had already tried) and eventually says exactly what I wanted to hear...
DM: "Sorry sir, I'm afraid we can't run this card."
SC: "ARE YOU F*%^$&@ SH*&%*# ME?!"
DM: "Sir, calm down. Do not use that language; there are children here."
SC: "This is so stupid! This is my wife's card! *holds up phone* Here this is her mother, she can confirm it for you!"
DM: "No sir, you can't do that."
SC: "I don't understand why you guys are refusing money!" *Looks at DM* Is there an ATM in this mall?
DM: "Down the hall, on the right."
*DM starts walking away when...*
SC: "Hold on, I got her on the phone! *Thrusts it at me* Here, talk to her, she'll tell you it's her card!"
I look past SC at my DM and see him wildly shaking his head "no" and mouthing the word. Yep, this outta be good.
Me: No, sir, I can't take that..."
SC: *whips around, towards my manager, arm extended with the phone in hand* "Here, take it. She'll tell you!"
*Manager refuses as well and this guy bolts back into the mall with the stroller, towards the ATM. I knew given how much of a fight he put up with us, I know I hadn't seen the last of him.*
Sure enough, ten minutes later, he's back. With five 20s. I rang him up, and throughout the transaction he's complaining about our system.
SC: "I don't understand why you guys won't take the money! You need to get rid of that stupid card rule. It's not like you're a security company!"
Yes, he said security company. How that had any relevance is lost on me.
Rather obvious stolen card. I hope his is stolen one day and he'll be pissed off that no one decided to check his ID. Seriously, if I'm making a gigantic purchase like he was, then I'd be more than happy to share my ID. Hell, it's more than welcome.
What's most ridiculous is throughout the entire exchange, he kept calling people on his phone to back him up. Come on, dude, you fucked up. Fight your own damn battles.
Till next time, everyone.
I'm working in the gift shop today and a man with a stroller comes the cash desk. His purchases include a HUGE $60 stuffed Green Sea Turtle, and a $20 glass jellyfish. After tax, almost $90. He tries to pay with a card and I ask for ID. But when I look, his name is not the one on the card, which had an EXTREMELY feminine name on it. Now normally this would be okay if the last names matched (as this tends to be the case with family running each others' cards), but nothing like that here. I immediately knew that this was going to be fun.
Me: (glancing between the drivers' license and card) "Uh, sir..."
SC: "Oh yeah, it's my wife's card. Sorry!"
Me: "Is she here? I'm afraid I won't be able run this card."
SC: (stares) "Are you kidding me?"
Me: " Sir, it's the rules. Your name and the name on the card don't match. I'm not allowed to run this."
SC: "You've got to be kidding me! Yes, that's her card, but the account is under my name, I make all the money! I can tell you everything about her! Her age, phone number, social security number, come on! This is ridiculous!"
Me: "I can call a manager is you like, sir. I mean, there's nothing I can do here."
SC: "I can call her and she can tell you that it's hers!"
Me: "Sir, unless she's here, then that wouldn't make a difference."
SC: "Fine, call a manager!"
*The Duty Manager (DM) is called and lucky for me, while it's a manager I'm not on the best terms with, he's one of my few managers that doesn't tolerate bullshit like this. Even better is how he never seems to show emotion which will often take all the fire out of an SC seeing as it's not the reaction they expect to get.*
I'll skip the next few sentences, mainly just my manager trying to find ways that the guy could use his card (which I had already tried) and eventually says exactly what I wanted to hear...
DM: "Sorry sir, I'm afraid we can't run this card."
SC: "ARE YOU F*%^$&@ SH*&%*# ME?!"
DM: "Sir, calm down. Do not use that language; there are children here."
SC: "This is so stupid! This is my wife's card! *holds up phone* Here this is her mother, she can confirm it for you!"
DM: "No sir, you can't do that."
SC: "I don't understand why you guys are refusing money!" *Looks at DM* Is there an ATM in this mall?
DM: "Down the hall, on the right."
*DM starts walking away when...*
SC: "Hold on, I got her on the phone! *Thrusts it at me* Here, talk to her, she'll tell you it's her card!"
I look past SC at my DM and see him wildly shaking his head "no" and mouthing the word. Yep, this outta be good.
Me: No, sir, I can't take that..."
SC: *whips around, towards my manager, arm extended with the phone in hand* "Here, take it. She'll tell you!"
*Manager refuses as well and this guy bolts back into the mall with the stroller, towards the ATM. I knew given how much of a fight he put up with us, I know I hadn't seen the last of him.*
Sure enough, ten minutes later, he's back. With five 20s. I rang him up, and throughout the transaction he's complaining about our system.
SC: "I don't understand why you guys won't take the money! You need to get rid of that stupid card rule. It's not like you're a security company!"
Yes, he said security company. How that had any relevance is lost on me.
Rather obvious stolen card. I hope his is stolen one day and he'll be pissed off that no one decided to check his ID. Seriously, if I'm making a gigantic purchase like he was, then I'd be more than happy to share my ID. Hell, it's more than welcome.
What's most ridiculous is throughout the entire exchange, he kept calling people on his phone to back him up. Come on, dude, you fucked up. Fight your own damn battles.
Till next time, everyone.
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