I bet your grandmother had some good stories. But, yeah, gender should have nothing to do with ability or likes.
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My now ex-friend wanted a toilet rug simply because she kept complaining that the "floor was cold" when she went in the middle of the night.Quoth blas View PostSlightly off topic, but I can't wait to have my own place again and be able to have a toilet rug.
Can't have that here. My dad is a sloppy pisser.
She owned slippers. Add to that the fact that the door opened in such a way that any toilet rug would've just been sucked under the door and the whole endeavour was pointless. Luckily she never bought one and we have a bath mat instead. (which needs replacing)
My partner and I may consider a contour rug when we move in together, but that'd only be if the toilet was in the same room as the bath/shower.
(and in case anyone's wondering, no, the contour rug was not the reason why we're now ex-friends. We're ex-friends because she believed that she could treat me like crap, drive a rift between my partner and I, mooch off of him rent-wise and get away with all of the above)The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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My girlfriend's ex's father is terrible like that. She told me that she literally found it halfway up the wall.Quoth blas View PostSlightly off topic, but I can't wait to have my own place again and be able to have a toilet rug.
Can't have that here. My dad is a sloppy pisser.
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*facepalm* Last I knew, people use their feet, hands, and brain to fly planes. What a dingbat.Quoth earl colby pottinger View PostToday's news has some idiot who thinks women can't fly jet airplanes.1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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My mother-in-law (lucky for me) made sure my husband knew his way around a kitchen and laundry. She said she felt that he should know how to take care of himself. It does help me a lot. And he does most of the cooking as he enjoys it.Quoth raudf View Post
My oldest son, at the age of 12, can do his own cooking and cleaning. This surprises many of the other mothers I deal with, because apparently, it supposed to be MY job to make all his meals and do all his cleaning. News flash... I don't want to. Admittedly, I'm lazy by nature, but also, how else is he gonna take care of himself when he goes off to college? I'm not going to do it all for him when he's an adult!"They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time
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This reminds me of college.Quoth raudf View Post...how else is he gonna take care of himself when he goes off to college? I'm not going to do it all for him when he's an adult!
Growing up, my parents had some very simple and very straightforward rules, one of which was we ALL did laundry. One week I'd be doing the family's laundry, the next older sister would, etc. So from the age of about 10 on, I knew how to do laundry, which is not all that complex, honestly.
So when I got to the dorms in college, when laundry time rolled around, I gathered my stuff, walked over to the laundry room, and did my laundry. Apparently I was an exception to the rule, because I saw guy after guy walk into the laundry room and look around at everything as if he had just walked into an alien spaceship. Hell, one notorious fellow actually dated an extra girlfriend, just so she would do his laundry. At the time, I thought he was an idiot. Looking back, I think he was incompetent with laundry, but audacious and brilliant when it came to that plan.
My youngest niece Bear is the quintessential princess in pink girly girl. She loves everything about the whole thing, and she is stereotypical in her girliness....except when it comes to cars. She LOVES toy cars. So one day, shortly before I was to leave for Arizona, I was shopping at the local toy store for a present for her, and found an awesome miniature remote controlled car. As I was checking out, the young female clerk asked who it was for. When I said it was for my niece, the clerk said, "but that's not a girl's toy!" Without missing a beat, I looked her in the eye and said, "it is for MY niece!"Quoth LillFilly View PostThis rather reminds me of when I was in elementary school, I was a tomboy in girl's clothing. I loved dressing-up, but loved drawing dinosaurs eating cavemen, playing with toy trucks, playing on the jungle gym and climbing trees.
Naturally, Bear loved it, and would follow it all around the house and yard as she drove it around.
A new semi-regular to my bar is this lovely young woman in the Navy. She flies helicopters for them. She was in last week with a visiting female friend, also lovely. And this friend ALSO flies helicopters for the Navy.Quoth earl colby pottinger View PostToday's news has some idiot who thinks women can't fly jet airplanes.
Both of these women are hot. Personally, I hope some spark lights between myself and the one who lives locally, because she is definitely a woman, and a hot one at that. I doubt it will, but I can hope. But be that as it may, if the United States Navy thinks these women are good enough to fly Navy helicopters, who the hell would I be to argue with them?
Gender roles? They're getting blown away by those two helicopter pilots. Next question.
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"Good" is quite an understatement. Her stories are freaking fantastic! Unfortunately, while she wrote down most of her stories from her time in The War, they were handwritten, which were destroyed when Hurricane Andrew hit south Florida. By that time, she was too far gone into Alzheimer's to recreate them. What we have left is only what her surviving kids and grandkids can remember, and we can't tell them like she could.Quoth Teysa View PostI bet your grandmother had some good stories.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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The story in question.Quoth earl colby pottinger View PostToday's news has some idiot who thinks women can't fly jet airplanes.
As for me, I don't think I was ever explicitly taught how to do laundry, but I do have a brain and it really isn't difficult (plus I watched mom lots of times) so come university, I didn't have any issues. Granted, I only divide into 4 piles now (3 in university) and don't bother ironing but that's just me and my wardrobe.
Cooking, I love to cook. Not always the best, but I can certainly follow recipes (and follow them even better after my cooking classes in Junior High). I can also do some basic sewing, but prefer to punt that to the experts unless it's a simple button replacement.
And as far as doing the job goes, I don't care if you're man, woman, uplifted chip, uplifted elephant, telekinetic dolphin, or anything else. If you can do the job, then go nuts.
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Welcome to 1954.Quoth Jetfire View Post
Though I thought both the pilot and the airline handled it quite well.
Beyond whites and colors, what more separation do you need? And honestly, these days I don't even make that much of a distinction most times. And what is this "ironing" thing you speak of?Quoth Jetfire View PostI only divide into 4 piles now (3 in university) and don't bother ironing but that's just me and my wardrobe.
Unless you're a psychopath, in which case you're already there.Quoth Jetfire View PostIf you can do the job, then go nuts.
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Denim gets its own load. Then there's really dark, sort of dark, mediums, lights, reds, whites and towels. Given the population of boys in my household and the amount of laundry they produce, sometimes each individual color gets its own load.Quoth Jester View PostBeyond whites and colors, what more separation do you need?At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Lights (my pants, underwear and socks), darks (my shirts mainly), sheets and towels.Quoth Jester View PostBeyond whites and colors, what more separation do you need? And honestly, these days I don't even make that much of a distinction most times. And what is this "ironing" thing you speak of?
Before I got my own washer and dryer, I would do my towels and sheets in the same load, but now I do them separately.
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