DISGUSTING

[JustShootMe]

Having been in retail for a few years, I thought I'd seen/heard it all. OH, NO!!

Someone POOPED on the floor where our carts are normally stored. Large poop. Not a "kid had an accident" poop, but large, adult-sized poop.

[XCashier]

Sadly, it's not an Urban Legend, as so many seem to think. Sorry you had to deal with that. I don't suppose there's a camera on the area, is there? If you could get video of the perp in the act, you could press charges.

[Marmalady]

Not surprised, sadly. Someone did that in the store where I used to work, right by the door to the garden centre.

Then, this Monday, someone peed themselves on the floor right in front of Customer Services.

[Grendus]

I remember one morning there was a trail of poo going down the aisle. Sadly, it wasn't heading towards the bathroom as fast as humanly possible. I put warning cones around it and clocked out... they didn't pay me NEARLY enough to deal with it.

[JustShootMe]

Now, I've had kids lose it (usually because the parent ignored their request for a bathroom break) but not an adult. This wasn't drips, it was a pile.

Don't know if management checked the video. I did like Grendus & got the hell out of there!

[prjkt]

Wasn't this woman was it?

[Captain Trips]

Sh -- it happens. About ten years ago, I took a call from one of our stores that "someone just took a shit in our dressing room." As I was a computer operator covering for tech support, all I could tell them was "clean it up? Call your DM?"

But, yeah, it does happen.

[xxscooterxx]

I used to work at big blue home improvement warehouse. This particular lovely morning, I was manning the return desk which is right by the entrance. We didnt open till 7. Somehow a customer got into the store early and proceeded to drop little turd piles all the way through the store. At least they tried to get to the bathroom.

[BrenDAnn]

My best (and thankfully only, in the last twelve years) poop story involves a lot of poop, in a trash can, under the bag, in the men's room. Fun times... for anyone who wasn't me at the time.

[Marmalady]

I remember one morning there was a trail of poo going down the aisle. Sadly, it wasn't heading towards the bathroom as fast as humanly possible. I put warning cones around it and clocked out... they didn't pay me NEARLY enough to deal with it.

The pile of poop at my store had a trail of 'drops' leading from it to the bathroom, which mercifully wasn't too far away - the pile itself was actually in the middle of a mat, which was simply folded up and thrown in the skip When I first saw it, I thought perhaps a dog had got into the store (which wasn't unknown) but no...

[Legacy_of_Torment]

Oh how I wish that this was one if those freak disgusting acts people did and it was rarely heard of. Unfortunately I know all too well that this is grossly common. Once found a bag of poop in the lost property cupboard at my workplace. Not to mention the time someone pooped on the floor just in front of the toilet in the customer rest rooms. I mean, it's fairly obvious where you should be aiming, how the heck can you miss?? And upon missing, why in the name of all that is considerate, wouldn't you clean it up?!

[Hitokiri Akins]

This reminds me of a story I told here before, where there was shit all over the bathroom, including the sink and mirror. And the one who did it was an incontinent old man, because he leaked shit all over the place prior.

[Gibbo]

We once had a woman who took a shit in the ladies and then smeared it all over herself. Why would anyone think there is nothing wrong with doing that?

[Mondestrucken]

Once at one of the DMV branches, a manager came back from lunch. Hot, hot, hot summer day. He walked in and said, "It smells like someone shit in here."

"Yup. But it wasn't one of us." An older woman had set off down this short hallway (maybe 5 feet long), and had managed to leave 4 piles of turds in that short distance. Large piles. The manager said it looked like 2 large incontinent horses had been there. There was also a pile on the bathroom floor.

We hire a service to do our "special" cleaning (ever since they had an HIV positive customer lose bodily control in a lobby). But until the service arrived, they upended wastepaper baskets over the poop to contain the smell. It still got pretty ripe in there.

[Halo_miles]

We've had that happen in our garbage bin section outside. You know, the ones that have wooden fencing around them? Yeah, someone managed to squeeze back there and drop out a turd the size of my maintenance guy's head. Gross.