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...sion. Over and over and over and over, here we go again! Thankfully this week has gone a little bit less gung ho in terms of stress, so only a couple reports to make this time.
The scientific term is "food hole."
This one's just a general complaint...we have a mixture of a kids (young teen) sports team, and a large group of old people coming through on a tour. None of these people appears to be mind-numbingly stupid at a distance (ie, no one is trying to operate door handles with their anus or anything), so one would assume that they understand general ideas like "food things go in food repository!" Ie, the giant opening in the face, just under the nose and between the lips.
There's food everywhere, except for the places it's supposed to go. One intrepid jackass actually stacked about 14 food items on top of the fucking trash can instead of dropping it into the little hole on top, where it both would easily fit, and was obviously not filled. The floor is littered with crumbs and popcorn kernels, and god knows what else.
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The sounds of repetition
We have a room of idiots. Two of them actually, but only one of them where they have all gathered into a massive idiot pile of...dumb.
Sorry, I thought about their stupid faces too long and my brain started to get sucked into a black hole of general ineptitude. Anyway, it's a family that lives near the hotel, but every couple weeks they decide that it's absolutely necessary to pack up their entire family and a group of their stupid friends, then head to our hotel to have a night out on the town. This includes drinking their asses off (in the same room as their kids), and talking loud while playing music and the TV at maximum volume. They've stayed with us 7 times now in the past few months.
They've caused noise complaints every time.
To make things worse, their kids are all obnoxious little shits, no doubt a fact which is tied to their parents being shitfaced for the most part, so their guidance is on the intellectual level of a wad of rolled up snot in a Kleenex. Le sigh.
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Just a few hours until I start my weekend...
The scientific term is "food hole."
This one's just a general complaint...we have a mixture of a kids (young teen) sports team, and a large group of old people coming through on a tour. None of these people appears to be mind-numbingly stupid at a distance (ie, no one is trying to operate door handles with their anus or anything), so one would assume that they understand general ideas like "food things go in food repository!" Ie, the giant opening in the face, just under the nose and between the lips.
There's food everywhere, except for the places it's supposed to go. One intrepid jackass actually stacked about 14 food items on top of the fucking trash can instead of dropping it into the little hole on top, where it both would easily fit, and was obviously not filled. The floor is littered with crumbs and popcorn kernels, and god knows what else.
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The sounds of repetition
We have a room of idiots. Two of them actually, but only one of them where they have all gathered into a massive idiot pile of...dumb.
Sorry, I thought about their stupid faces too long and my brain started to get sucked into a black hole of general ineptitude. Anyway, it's a family that lives near the hotel, but every couple weeks they decide that it's absolutely necessary to pack up their entire family and a group of their stupid friends, then head to our hotel to have a night out on the town. This includes drinking their asses off (in the same room as their kids), and talking loud while playing music and the TV at maximum volume. They've stayed with us 7 times now in the past few months.
They've caused noise complaints every time.
To make things worse, their kids are all obnoxious little shits, no doubt a fact which is tied to their parents being shitfaced for the most part, so their guidance is on the intellectual level of a wad of rolled up snot in a Kleenex. Le sigh.
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Just a few hours until I start my weekend...
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