Three more reasons Mr Hero is an asshole

[dawnfire]

Glad I was obeying Rule 1. Chocolate ice cream out the nose would've hurt . .

not to mention it would cause nasty brain freeze

[otakuneko]

The Lord God Almighty doesn't need a cell anyway. He'll just set a bush on fire.

But he does apparently need a starship.

[Cia]

The only veteran who gets to use my cell is my Dad all others can find a payphone.

[Legacy_of_Torment]

#2 That's an absolute no no, I don't care who they are. Unless it's a medical emergency, nobody is using my phone.

[wolfie]

Only for veterans of the Civil War.

So you'd lend your phone to a Johnny-come-lately, but not to someone who sent the British running at New Orleans, or someone who fought for their country's freedom at Breed's Hill (erroneously called the Battle of Bunker Hill)?

[Mr Hero]

4 reasons I am an asshole! Chief among them are:

1. SC asked if he could use our phone to make a long distance call. I told him no.

2. The same SC then asked if he could make the call on my cell phone instead. I told him I didn't feel comfortable with people I don't know finding out my number

3. Because I'm disrespectful to veterans. After being told "no" to both above he asks "You wouldn't even do it for a veteran?"

4. Different SC wanted me to commit credit card fraud. Because I told her it's not good enough to take a card over the phone and I need written permission to charge her mother's CC, she offered to forge the document. At that point I didn't feel right accepting even a written form and refused the sale. She called me an asshole.

5. Fear and surprise.

[XCashier]

She's basically stealing from her own mother, yet calls you an asshole?! There's definitely an asshole in that scene, but it isn't Mr. Hero.

[Mike Taylor]

Mr. Hero, the next time that happens, put on your best shit-eating grin and say, "Yes I am."

[MoonCat]

Mr. Hero, the next time that happens, put on your best shit-eating grin and say, "Yes I am."

"...And don't you forget it!"

I knew a bus driver who'd tell that to kids who called him names. He said they'd be sp surprised at his answer, it shut them right up!