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  • Did you just pluck that price out of your arse?

    I work in a clothing/home decor store situated within a large garden centre.

    Today a woman and, I assume, her mother, came up to the till with four fleeces. I did the usual greeting, asked them if they needed a bag and the coat-hangers blah blah blah. Then shit got bad when I told them the price.

    "Okay that's £72 then please."

    "WHAAAAAT?" the young woman screamed. "NO IT'S NOT!"

    "Sorry! I might have over-charged you. Let me just..."

    "YEAH YOU HAVE! SORT IT OUT!"

    She was really REALLY angry, but I checked, and I hadn't overcharged her. She really did pick up four fleeces for £18.00 each.

    "These fleeces are £18.00 each..."

    "WHAAAAAT? NO THEY'RE NOT! THEY'RE £5.00 EACH!"

    Um. Really? And where the fuck did you see that? Our t-shirts start at £10.00, did you really think you'd be able to pick up four fleeces for £20.00 for the lot?

    At this point I show her the tag on one of the fleeces and she redirects her anger onto her mother.

    "YOU SAID THEY WERE £5 EACH!"

    "Sorry I thought they were!" her mother tried to explain.

    I am honestly totally clueless as to how the mother thought they were so cheap.

    She turned back to me at this point.

    "WELL YOU JUST LOST A SALE! £70 ODD QUID FOR FOUR FLEECES IS RIDICULOUS! YOU ARE WAY TOO EXPENSIVE! COME ON LET'S GO!"

    Head. Meet desk.

    Luckily all my other customers were really cool. In fact, a bad customer is a rarity.

  • #2
    I see we're from different sides of the pond, but I'm going to take a guess that fleece means the same thing?

    Like around here, we have Colombia and North Face as big name brands for fleece pullovers and zip ups....easily $50 to $100 each.

    Not even $5 at a Goodwill. LOL.
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    • #3
      Sweatshirts? The ones that are knit on the outside but fleecey on the inside?
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      • #4
        Quoth wagegoth View Post
        Sweatshirts? The ones that are knit on the outside but fleecey on the inside?
        Something like this I think http://www.gooutdoors.co.uk/stanton-fleece-p186292
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        • #5
          Quoth blas View Post
          I see we're from different sides of the pond, but I'm going to take a guess that fleece means the same thing?
          Yep:

          Fleece (V): to swindle, as the SCs were trying to do to the store.
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          • #6
            Quoth crazylegs View Post
            Yep that's what a fleece is in the UK.

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            • #7
              Here and I thought a fleece was a sheep when the sheep wasn't at home...
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              • #8
                I've read the word 'fleece' so many times now *I'm* starting to forget what it means lol

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                • #9
                  Google is telling me 18 pounds is about $30 American. Sounds exactly right for a cheapish fleece jacket to me. Like Blas said the name-brand ones are WAY more.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jaspar View Post
                    I've read the word 'fleece' so many times now *I'm* starting to forget what it means lol
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