What is this "Two" you speak of?

[TimmyHate]

Someone tried to get away with 12 dozen? That's not a gross eggs-aggeration is it?

Oh no is this gonna be filled with egg-stremely bad puns?

[Mr Hero]

Someone tried to get away with 12 dozen? That's not a gross eggs-aggeration is it?

[Food Lady]

We have the same problem with soda limits.

[Teefies2]

Okay people here's the deal.

I KNOW it's 4 days before Easter, trust me, I do.

But the signs that say "Limit 2 dozen eggs per person" are posted on EVERY shelf of the cooler, the cooler door and EVERY register. That means 2 - TWO. It does not mean: 2 dozen now, 2 dozen after you put those in the car and come back in; 2 dozen for you and 2 for your "poor sick momma" who's not here; 2 dozen for you and 2 for your 5 year old who "will pay for those herself" - she's FIVE! she doesn't have any money that you haven't given her specifically to get around this restriction; nor 12 dozen because "but I NEEEEEED them!!!!.

TWO means TWO. I am not "being mean" or "hate Easter" or "being a b****", I am doing what I am told by my manager.

Gods, I hate selling eggs at Easter!