Dude, where’s my car – Long, Epic, Ongoing

[eltf177]

So we asked Mr Wheresmycar why he didn't want ot meet with the investigator. He has given a non-response, but esentially agreed that he just wants an 'outline' of what is being discussed.

In SC this translates to "I want to know what _you_ know so I can get _my_ lie story together..."

Methinks he'll be telling his story to the police soon, and an epic tale of woe it will be!

[sms001]

and mesa thinks hesa feelin da pressure!

Never EVER do this again.

[Tama]

Aw, mesa think fun way to talk!

[earl colby pottinger]

Loving it

Please keep us in the loop. This is great reading.

[TimmyHate]

Small update (that is hopefully the harbinger of doom for Mr Wheresmycar...

My claims manager sent him an email on Friday with some VERY general outlines of what we will be asking. This interview is going on as I type.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm not sharing.

[Deserted]

I'm not sharing.

You

EVIL

bastard.

[Jester]

I'm here with the chips and tomato free salsa. Where's Jester. We're gonna need a good bartender for this show.

Late to the party.

But if you think I'm working during all this, your nuts.

I did, however, bring a cooler full of quality beer (so if you want Bud Light, you're screwed), and a couple of bottles of rum for y'all to enjoy.

[eltf177]

My claims manager sent him an email on Friday with some VERY general outlines of what we will be asking. This interview is going on as I type.

VERY general? I somehow don't think that's going to help Mr. Wheresmycar get his lies story together in time.

Shame on your company - shame, shame, shame!

[Golden Phoenix]

I have oreos and a bottle of finest vodka. Who wants some? Got the booze off a mate down the pub.

*squints*

Wait....

Finest Vudka?

Uh oh...

[Thud-n-Blunder]

If they like, I can join your claims manager with my assortment of... ahem... enhanced interrogation tools. Let me check:

Thumbscrews... check.
Whip... check.
Accordion... check.
Central American cuisine... check.

[Sapphire Silk]

You

EVIL

bastard.

Victim!

[Jay 2K Winger]

If they like, I can join your claims manager with my assortment of... ahem... enhanced interrogation tools. Let me check:

Thumbscrews... check.
Whip... check.
Accordion... check.
Central American cuisine... check.

I can help out! I'll need a shovel, pliers, a length of rubber tubing, three 2L bottles of Coca-Cola, a nail file, a rubber duckie, and some toast.

And no questions.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Forgot all those old-fashioned interrogation aids. Just have Slenderman standing in a dark corner.

[jedimaster91]

If they like, I can join your claims manager with my assortment of... ahem... enhanced interrogation tools. Let me check:

Thumbscrews... check.
Whip... check.
Accordion... check.
Central American cuisine... check.

One of these things is not like the other......

I haz a Master Sword. Might that be of use?