There are a lot of smokers who are nice and considerate people, worthy of nothing but respect...
... sadly not many of those shop where I work.
A little background for the non smokers (of which, I am one), it has been illegal to market cigarettes as "light" or any variation thereof for at least two years now.
Every day I get people, "I'll have a marboral menthol ultralight"
When I ask which box that is I always get the response "what, are you stupid, it's the same box it's been in for years."
Funny, because we have no product named marboral menthol ultralight... we have a marboral menthol ultrasmooth. But you know, everyone knows what that those are really the ultralights and anyone who knows them by the name actually on the box is just a moron. Because, you know, only a moron would ever decide not to smoke and therefor not know all the different nuances of the 500 different types of tobacco products... only a moron would believe that the name on the box is the name of the product... only a moron would know that legally there is no such thing as a "light" cigarette anymore.
... sadly not many of those shop where I work.
A little background for the non smokers (of which, I am one), it has been illegal to market cigarettes as "light" or any variation thereof for at least two years now.
Every day I get people, "I'll have a marboral menthol ultralight"
When I ask which box that is I always get the response "what, are you stupid, it's the same box it's been in for years."
Funny, because we have no product named marboral menthol ultralight... we have a marboral menthol ultrasmooth. But you know, everyone knows what that those are really the ultralights and anyone who knows them by the name actually on the box is just a moron. Because, you know, only a moron would ever decide not to smoke and therefor not know all the different nuances of the 500 different types of tobacco products... only a moron would believe that the name on the box is the name of the product... only a moron would know that legally there is no such thing as a "light" cigarette anymore.
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