You're Drunky! D-R-U-N-K-Y, and you Ain't got no Alibi!

[Jester]

I agree that Billie Piper is hot, but that didn't make the line any less hilarious.

[sms001]

One of the funniest and oddest videos I've ever seen!

Concur, although the cross-the-pond's-version-of-Sarah Jessica Parker-dis "face like Billie Piper" line was uncalled for; I think she's beautiful.

[Jester]

The image of finding the burger he was so determined to grab in the trail of debris just made my day. I'm just picturing this field of twisted metal, with my sights focused on this innocent burger which was at least a small part of the cause of the accident (ignoring the much greater cause which is a tad more serious matter).

Years and years ago, when I was far younger and far more irresponsible, I managed to get myself arrested. I wasn't driving or even drunk, and I honestly can't remember why I got stopped in the first place, but I do remember that I had just hit Burger King and had gotten a couple of burgers. I was walking home with them when I got popped by the cops. As I said, I don't know why they stopped me, but the arrest was almost certainly for a bench warrant for me--I had a bad habit back them of getting a ticket, not going to court, and in the process getting both my license suspended a bench warrant issued for Failure To Appear, or FTA. In any case, I went to jail, and was forced to leave my bag of fast food burgers right there on the sidewalk.

Fast forward to the next morning, when I finally got out of jail, and am riding the bus home. As the bus was going up that same main road, I looked out the window, and sure enough, there was that BK bag, seemingly untouched. Sad, sad, sad.

Like this?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Edit: forgot to mention totally NSFW

One of the funniest and oddest videos I've ever seen!

IIRC, in Ontario a bicycle doesn't count (horses on their own or hitched to buggies shouldn't either) but an e-bike does, because the specific piece of legislation refers to "having care and control of a MOTOR vehicle" while intoxicated.

In every place I've lived, you can get a DUI on a bicycle.

I myself have ridden home on a bike from the bars hammered as all hell. But as I've said many times, you've gotta be a completely drunken clod to get pulled over on a bike in the first place! Any time I'm that damn drunk, I call a cab or crash at a friend's place downtown near the bars.

[prjkt]

It was both actually, as he was riding on the road. Had his learner's permit suspended

[sms001]

Little bit different here
Had a mate done for underage drinking while riding a unicycle.

But I'm guessing it was the underage bit that got him in trouble.

I've been warned (here in the US) about bicycling under the influence. Passed a field sobriety, and honestly, I think the officer was more concerned about my safety than anything else, but (In Missouri, at the time) there was a statute on the books for it.

[prjkt]

IIRC, in Ontario a bicycle doesn't count (horses on their own or hitched to buggies shouldn't either) but an e-bike does, because the specific piece of legislation refers to "having care and control of a MOTOR vehicle" while intoxicated.

Little bit different here
Had a mate done for underage drinking while riding a unicycle.

[wolfie]

Depends on the state and the definition of vehicle.

Lowering the Bar has a category--DSUWI--replete with such things: a scooter, a motorized bar stool, a Christmas parade float... and yes, even a horse.

IIRC, in Ontario a bicycle doesn't count (horses on their own or hitched to buggies shouldn't either) but an e-bike does, because the specific piece of legislation refers to "having care and control of a MOTOR vehicle" while intoxicated.

[lordlundar]

"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased—thus do we refute entropy." - Callahan's Law.

That does not apply to Brain Bleach material and you know it!

[BPFH]

Yeah, but my understanding is that even if you're drunk on horseback, you can still be arrested for DUI...

Depends on the state and the definition of vehicle.

Lowering the Bar has a category--DSUWI--replete with such things: a scooter, a motorized bar stool, a Christmas parade float... and yes, even a horse.

[mjr]

Like this?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Edit: forgot to mention totally NSFW

Yeah, but my understanding is that even if you're drunk on horseback, you can still be arrested for DUI...

[Dark Psion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agvTEl0qKTk

[aulocksmith]

So WHY did you decide to inflict it on the rest of us?

Because sharing is caring.

[DiRF]

In his head: SUGOI DURIFTO!

In reality: oops.

Shoulda had a Corolla.

If only he had hooked his inner wheels on the curbing...

[sms001]

So WHY did you decide to inflict it on the rest of us?

"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased—thus do we refute entropy." - Callahan's Law.

[morgana]

Dammit, Arga! I read the title, and I started imagining pretty cheerleaders dancing around. Then I read it was you posting it, and I started imagining Cooter from the Dukes of Hazard dancing around in a cheerleader outfit. I did NOT need that mental image.

So WHY did you decide to inflict it on the rest of us?