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Quoth Deevil View PostFrom what I can recall Elvira is quite grown up looking Elmira on the other hand.....
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I always felt bad for Buttons. He was a good dog.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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Quoth otakuneko View PostLiving in Texas, I have to remind myself that other states are smaller,Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth otakuneko View PostLiving in Texas, I have to remind myself that other states are smaller, and some are really, really small, and thus it's reasonable to drive from one state to another regularly, possibly even multiple times a day.
The sun has set
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Quoth MoonCat View Post"But why?"
BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!!!PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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I've got some lottery tickets I bought for the hell of it when I was in Iowa a few months back. One was a winner. Now I just have to remember to take said winner the next time I go to Iowa for beer... I mean business."Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.
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Quoth wolfie View PostAh yes, Texas - the only state which managed to lose its status as the largest state in the U.S. to a state SMALLER than itself.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth XCashier View PostI'm not sure what you mean. Alaska is 665,384.04 square miles; Texas is 268,596.46.
... as are the egos...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Quoth Victory Sabre View PostI've got some lottery tickets I bought for the hell of it when I was in Iowa a few months back. One was a winner. Now I just have to remember to take said winner the next time I go to Iowa for beer... I mean business."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
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Quoth otakuneko View PostLiving in Texas, I have to remind myself that other states are smaller, and some are really, really small, and thus it's reasonable to drive from one state to another regularly, possibly even multiple times a day. Otherwise, sometimes I find myself scratching my head wondering how people do that."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth XCashier View PostI'm not sure what you mean. Alaska is 665,384.04 square miles; Texas is 268,596.46.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View PostI never said anything about Alaska. Texas lost its title of largest state in the U.S. TWICE - the first time was to California (but they re-gained the title a few years later). Let's see who can figure it out.
Or perhaps they lost the largest status when they seceded from the Union, and regained it after the US Civil War?Last edited by Ironclad Alibi; 08-25-2014, 09:54 PM."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostOr perhaps they lost the largest status when they seceded from the Union, and regained it after the US Civil War?
When they seceded, they ceased to be a state in the U.S., and were therefore disqualified from being the (pick any superlative) state in the U.S. Of the states which didn't secede, California was the largest.
I wonder - do any restaurants in Alaska, in the children/seniors/"smaller appetites" section of their menu, describe the food as "a Texas-size serving of..."?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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