Hotel Hijinks (Or: "Tidbits from the past few weeks")

[Kit-Ginevra]

'You told me your check-in staff were cute with appealing eyes.This is not quite what I had in mind'


Lord Byron was refused permission to have a dog in his room at Cambridge.So he kept a bear.Which there were no rules against having....

And it's time for Hector to make another appearance

[Mytical]

Now I want not only a service bear (A big fluffy one, not like a grizzly or anything), but a service Lioness. Why not a lion, you ask? Because they just sleep most of the time. The females do the real work. I guarantee if I had these two.. nobody would hassle me anymore. However, a service guinea pig and a service cat would be good.

[Ophbalance]

"weebleweebleweeble."

To be honest, it's more like "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek"

[Ironclad Alibi]

Just a thought, but do you know what kind of soundtrack would suit an attempt to make breakfast for upwards of 200 people?

In an hour?

When nothing is fresh and everything comes in boxes and bags that have to be cut open?

I do.

That's nice, although the classic Powerhouse also fits.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Lord Byron was refused permission to have a dog in his room at Cambridge.So he kept a bear.Which there were no rules against having....

IIRC, he was told he couldn't keep the bear at first, "no domesticated animals allowed," to which he replied, "I assure you, it's not domesticated."