The cranky lady at 7am

[Jay 2K Winger]

But it doesn't vibrate or shake noticeably as it does so.

Tell that to Japan. Or California. Or Turkey. Or any other place with significant seismic activity.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power

From The Galaxy Song from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

[Deevil]

From The Galaxy Song from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

I couldn't remember off the top of my head if it was Monty Python or Animaniacs Universe Song