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The same thing happens in a certain eastern part of the country that has the same name as your area."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
Accio patio furniture!To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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I was waiting for...they magically reappeared,but since the guy was coming up with some anyway,we got rid of them because we didn't need them...The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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Hahaha I REALLY hope he was joking, because otherwise he's so stupid it's scary.Comment
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Maybe they went off to the nearest Starbuck's for coffee?Quoth notalwaysright View Post
We get made fun of here for the same thing. We get just enough to make a footprint and the news media is all over it like a pack of wild dogs on a rib roast.Hey, we here in the Pacific Northwest get mocked when we get 1" of snow and everyone acts like it's a blizzard. And we have little comments about the rest of the country. (except Alaska?) It's not serious, just fun, at least on my side.
Possibly I should have used a pic which just had the chairs, but I didn't even think of it.
They will interrupt the regularly scheduled programming to live news coverage of the snoweventflake.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I've been to a church that DID use patio chairs. We met in a rented school gym and had to pack everything up and leave at the end of the service.Quoth Marmalady View Post"I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex TrebekComment
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They're bringing in an Irish pastor, too. His name is Paddy O'Furniture.Quoth Argabarga View Post
When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Do you know what customers and food items have in common? The spoiled ones need to be thrown in the garbage rather than served.Quoth XCashier View Post
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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It's funny; we've had hurricane-strength winds before and my plastic chair stayed put. Of course, it's on a semi-covered balcony. But still...."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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That was beautiful.Quoth MoonCat View PostThey're bringing in an Irish pastor, too. His name is Paddy O'Furniture.
Is it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWingerComment
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Our Lady of the Blessed Patio
Father Paddy O'Fyrnishire presiding
If the head janitor at mom's church was still there, he'd probably let me--nay, encourage me--to change the notice board
"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Does this church also have the Rocking Chair choir on Sundays?Quoth Dreamstalker View PostOur Lady of the Blessed Patio
Father Paddy O'Fyrnishire presiding
If the head janitor at mom's church was still there, he'd probably let me--nay, encourage me--to change the notice board
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I can't believe we've got this far with no mention of the dreaded GAZEBO.Comment
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No, that's Greebo. He is referring to The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo.Quoth dalesys View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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