Background: New business owners so I guess customers like to "get smart" or try things with us.
A regular beer customer comes in. He goes and grabs his usual 40 and does a dramatic reveal "Oh man I FORGOT my wallet!"
The previous guys I guess used to give loans or accept IOUs. But we just said Eff it we need money. We cant pay our rent or deliveries with IOUs.
Me: No worries man you come here all the time. Just get it and the beer will be here!
SC: Ah man but can't ya let me get it. I'll get ya back tomm morning! I come here all the time (This part is actually true so I respect that).
Me: Yeah I know man. Hey let me do this I'll save this beer for ya. You live close by right? Just grab the wallet, I'll have the beer for ya!
SC: No not that close (After he said he lived closeby in earlier chats).
Me: Ah you walk right? We can wait. The beer will be here COLD too! How far could it be?
SC: Uhh 3 MILES!
Me: (actually shocked) You walk 3 MILES everyday?
SC: (Completely falls apart with his rationale). Uhh. (Just leaves).
He comes back 5 minutes later with wallet. The guy can run! Call the Olympics!
A regular beer customer comes in. He goes and grabs his usual 40 and does a dramatic reveal "Oh man I FORGOT my wallet!"
The previous guys I guess used to give loans or accept IOUs. But we just said Eff it we need money. We cant pay our rent or deliveries with IOUs.
Me: No worries man you come here all the time. Just get it and the beer will be here!
SC: Ah man but can't ya let me get it. I'll get ya back tomm morning! I come here all the time (This part is actually true so I respect that).
Me: Yeah I know man. Hey let me do this I'll save this beer for ya. You live close by right? Just grab the wallet, I'll have the beer for ya!
SC: No not that close (After he said he lived closeby in earlier chats).
Me: Ah you walk right? We can wait. The beer will be here COLD too! How far could it be?
SC: Uhh 3 MILES!
Me: (actually shocked) You walk 3 MILES everyday?
SC: (Completely falls apart with his rationale). Uhh. (Just leaves).
He comes back 5 minutes later with wallet. The guy can run! Call the Olympics!
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