You ungrateful bitch

[Racket_Man]

My brother got cold-nosed by a dog once...

All he could think was "45!" "Husband!"

HMMMMM I too got "cold nosed" by my dog BUT I was NOT walking him at the time and we were inside the house he knocked the door to our bedroom open.

That I ALL I am going to say.

[taxguykarl]

Every cat I adopted managed to lose a collar...and a couple even a harness. XC is right about a kitty straight jacket.

[manybellsdown]

I've had dogs wiggle their way out of collars, and as long as you show up with an obviously worn collar they just give you a lecture about it.

Our dog managed to slip his collar on the way out of the humane society. We'd literally just adopted him 2 minutes ago. And the staff had put the collar on him, so it wasn't our fault it was too loose.

We spent 10 minutes in sobbing panic trying to find him on the property. He'd just run around the building and gone back to the door we came out of, like they did on their walks.

[An Haddock]

In England, dog licences got phased out years ago (1987 according to Wikipedia). There's discussions happening about bringing them back, given people who own dangerous dogs and then claim 'they ain't mine' when there's a problem. But currently, no licence or chipping required.

They do still require a fish license, though.

[XCashier]

Whereupon the cat stood up, sort of shimmied once, the wrap slid off, and she walked away. It's like she was just waiting for someone to mention it, the little sneak.

She had to wait; she could slip out only when it was funny.

[Marmalady]

They do still require a fish license, though.

And a bee licence. Even if it's only half a bee.

[dalesys]

And a bee licence. Even if it's only half a bee.

Even the flat bee on my windshield? Where the last thing that went through its mind was the zinger?

[dawnfire]

And a bee licence. Even if it's only half a bee.

Was it called Eric?

[Estil]

SC: I didn't think...

That says it all right there. This is all the more reason why I do like ASPCA encourages and keep my kitty indoors only. *he's now snuggled up behind me in front of my video game shelf napping* Because you guys remember that really sad Alvin and the Chipmunks episode where their kitty Cookie Chomper III got run over? I wouldn't want anything like that to happen to my best friend.

I only wish this thoughtless *ahem* felt the same way.

[earl colby pottinger]

Thanks

In England, dog licences got phased out years ago (1987 according to Wikipedia). There's discussions happening about bringing them back, given people who own dangerous dogs and then claim 'they ain't mine' when there's a problem. But currently, no licence or chipping required.

Thanks for the information. It never crossed my mind that a western country did not require animal licences in the cities. I learn something new every day.

[wolfie]

In England, dog licences got phased out years ago (1987 according to Wikipedia).

But wouldn't Greyhounds, Bulldogs (slang for Mack trucks), and Great Danes (a brand of trailer) still need licenses?

[Lovecats]

They do still require a fish license, though.

Does the fish have to be on a leash?

[dalesys]

Does the fish have to be on a leash?

Just on a line.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Just on a line.

I know of some kitties who would love to help put that fish on a hook . . .

Better yet, skip the hook . . . in MAH belly you go!

[Kagato]

I know of some kitties who would love to help put that fish on a hook . . .

Better yet, skip the hook . . . in MAH belly you go!

I was going to put in an austin powers meme, but thought I'd go for something cuter...